Not 100% accurate???
Not 100% accurate???
Sheesh, I suppose next you’ll be saying that Mao wasn’t 100% capitalist, or that George W Bush isn’t 100% Democrat, or that Einstein wasn’t 100% moron.
What burns me up the most about the show are the gross abuses of computer software, especially imaging. Typical CSI scene:
CSI, at computer: Caruso/Peterson, there was a security camera overseeing the parking lot, and we think it recorded our suspect.
Caruso/Peterson: Excellent. Run the “suspect finding program” over the footage and see if you find anything suspicious.
CSI, at computer: We got a hit! The computer matched the face of someone who drove through the parking lot to the FBI’s database of Really Evil People!
Caruso/Peterson: That’s too blury for me to use. Can you zoom in?
CSI, at computer: Sure!
CSI at computer punches a few buttons, and the image becomes crystal clear. Meanwhile, female firearm technician walks into the room.
Caruso/Peterson: That’s much better. It looks like there’s something sticking out of his back pocket. Can you blow it up?
CSI, at computer: No problem.
CSI at computer punches a few buttons, showing a crystal clear image of a wallet
Caruso/Peterson: Excellent. Now scan inside the wallet.
Female Firearm Technician: I pee standing up!
CSI at computer punches a few buttons, and an image of a drivers license inside the wallet appears on the screen.
Caruso/Peterson: Ah hah! It’s John Smith, and it says that he was born in Ohlarsky, Kentucky. That, and that brownish stain on his lapel leads me to conclude that he’s an evil man intent on molesting young caucasion girls! He’s currently living in a Motel 6 off route 9! Quick, every to the H2’s!!
I really hate CSI, in all its flavors.
I still watch it, occaisonally.