So this is about the Pit, but not in it. Yeah, because you just GOT to love that place.
Someone could pit, i dunno - chest hair, and inside of a day, there’s 100 posts, and everyone’s calling each other names and shooting barbs back and forth. I mean, really, look at the post counts there.
No one puts anything down, at all!
So I’m not pitting the Pit, just saying how cool it is to hang there and read once in a while, eh?
I’m also not claiming to boycott it, because yes I’m there once in a while, but usually I just read and enjoy.
It’s like that seedy bar on the corner your dad always told you to stay out of, and there were always cops and fights and shootings there, but once you got old enough you went anyway, and found out that it really is one of those places where everyone seems to have a short temper and arguments just never end.
I was there this morning, now I feel I must go wash up or something…
Yeah, it doesn’t matter what’s being pitted, people will be calling each other walrus-felchers and cuntwaffles inside of 25 posts, usually. It’s very amusing!
The Pit is where the best debates happen. Sure, people could ease off on calling each other nasty names, but it’s still the best place to argue around here. There’s no challenge in remaining polite in forums where it’s mandatory.
This made me laugh my evil laugh.
I like the Pit, but I do get sick of so many threads degenerating into a “quit whining you dickless wimp” fest. I mean, can’t people just get into the petty mean-spiritedness and help plan the torturous evil revenge?
Remember when Vibram came out with those Cuntwaffle Stomper soles in their hiking boots? You’d be out in the bush and there’d be Cuntwaffle imprints right and left in the snow, mud… everywhere.
