Why I'm not having dessert with Ann Coulter

When I read about her commenting that the crack problem was mostly solved (paraphrasing) I admit, I had a fantasy. I wished that there was some way she could be induced to live in the ghetto for a year or so, with none of her high power friends to help her, but a matter of fact guide to help show her what it’s really like. Put her where she can’t help but see that crack and meth are still big problems. Make her see the effects it has. Then I broke out of my reverie, sighed and hoped I would never meet anyone who emulates her.

I don’t get it either–her face is too long, her jaw too strong, her teeth are crooked and she has a constipated look on her face at all times.
I have to look askance at any man who says she’s attractive–maybe from a distance, when all that is seen is tall, thin and blonde.

And she’s an effing moron.

If this were Bill Mahar saying something similiar–the conservatives would be baying for blood–this would be headline news.

Just another example of right(eous) hypocrisy.

Coulter is the requisite exception to this rule.

As soon as I saw this line I thought of the final dinner scene in Thomas Harris’ Hannibal.

Yeah, but you crack open Coulter’s head and there’s not enough to feed a mouse.

I listen to idiots like Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly, and it occurs to me that some people didn’t hear the words “Shut the fuck up” nearly as much as they should have while growing up .

“Oh, I don’t think you want to be eating those brains, Hannibal. They look like they’ve been in the sun a bit too long. Stick to her liver with some lima beans and a nice Thunderbird.”

Come to think of it, her liver doesn’t look that hot, either. Someone should have laid off the sauce while writing about politics, huh?

Yes, but you look in her eyes, and you can see the “crazy” in there.

Is there proof she’s a born female? Seriously, she looks like a guy in drag.

That’s a man, baby!

That’s the rumor running around the 'net these days.

That’s not fair. We need to be respectful of everyone’s gender identity.

d&r

I think she’s attractive enough. Too thin, but attractive.

Also utterly and completely bat-shit crazy.

I don’t think she’s a man. I think she’s an alien.

I suspect they heard them plenty. They’re just too full of shit to take good advice.

Yes, but to conservatives, that’s a turn-on.

Perhaps she is a role model? Mentor? She is the epitome of someone who can dish it out and not take it–and that reasoning is just about her level.

<snarky laugh>

Ew. She has two elbows.

Per arm, that is.

Hey! I know this guy… we’ve talked a few times about research. He’s my fraternity brother, he’s well-respected in the field of student affairs, and has written extensively about the Black Greek system…

Seriously, Walter, why would you say that?

Son of a bitch! I was hoping to see her when she came to Philander Smith College here in Arkansas.

Marc