Why is C. K. Dexter Haven chasing me across the hill on a giant lawn tractor?

I’m sick as dog and have been for several days. In the midst of my fevered dreams last night I lost three lbs of water weight, and was chased across Bliss by C. K. Dexter Haven. "Bliss" is a Microsoft screensaverthat features an idyllic, gently sloping green grass hill with fluffy, white clouds rolling by overhead. In the midst of this little Eden I was chased from pristine hill to hill by a man astride a huge institutional style lawn tractor. Blades whirring he slowly (they aren’t that speedy) pursued me across the verdant fields.

“My God what did I ever do to you?” I asked. “It’s what you didn’t do! You never do what you’re supposed to!” he shouted.

He had me there. I stopped running, and jumped onboard the tractor, hanging onto the side Keystone Kops style. I noticed a taxicab style ID on the sun visor. It said “C. K. Dexter Haven” .

I’m large and strong enough to kill you and eat you if I had to" I told him desperately. "It doesn’t matter,” he said. “I’m not edible, I’m a mythical creature!” “Like a unicorn?” I asked. “Just like!” He replied, “Except I don’t eat lilies. Now beat it!”

Stunned at the obscure literary reference I dropped off his engine of destruction and rolled down the hill over and over until I woke up when I reached the bottom.

…Huwha? :confused:

Could have been worse; could have been Lynn Bodoni. :smiley:

Well, if I had to be chased across Bliss, can’t think of anyone I’d rather be chased by than C.K. Dexter Haven.


if I had to be chased by C.K. Dexter Haven, I can’t think of a better place for it to happen than Bliss…

or something like that… :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused:

Whatever bug has you this sick, you should patent it. It sounds better than drugs! :smiley:

(get better soon, 'mkay?)

[Freud]Th slowly spinning blades are obviously a phallic symbol.[/Freud]

In a dream I was once chased off a cliff by a herd of wild blueberries. At the bottom of the cliff was a giant bolw of custard.

Driving a zamboni, of course. On an ice rink of frozen tequila.

Zambonis are mythical creatures.
:wink: :smiley:

You, astro, are a booby, and you will have to be put in the booby-hatch 'till you’re saner.

Are they pretty much your favorite?

Hey, the players and league are still talking! There’s still hope!

I think it should be a new rule that if ANYBODY posts a dream in a thread it better be as good as this one.
astro, you a a booby and they are going to take you to the boobyhatch.

What kind of name is C.K. Dexter Haven?

I’m not sure. I would think he’s the sort of guy thinks all writers drink to excess and beat there wives. Which would explain why at one time he secretly wanted to be a writer. :smiley:

We don’t spell english so good on Twilo. :smack:
“who thinks” dammit.

“their wives” double dammit.

sits in corner sheepishly nibbling a walnut

You didn’t know that Admins can reach into your dreams? Just wait until they start locking parts of your super-ego and then ban your id for inappropriate sexual content.

They won’t get at my id…

wait for it

it’s too well 'idden! :eek:

The Dream Admins, they live inside of my head
The Dream Admins, they come to me in my bed

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Nyquil gives me the best dreams. It’s almost like LSD(so I understand). Or I sleepwalk which is always amusing.