This.
I don’t find it sexy when a woman takes out the garbage. It’s much sexier when I take out the garbage and return to find her naked. YMMV.
Well I know one woman who enjoys it, but I can’t imagine it being as enjoyable as for (receptively) men, since they have no prostate pleasure spot.
Personally I find it to be a lot tighter than the vagina, and there’s less interference from the pubic bone.
If you ever wondered if catsare into this…
Or you could just take out the garbage naked.
Eh? Someone taking out the rubbish is sacrificing their own enjoyment for the sake of their partner’s enjoyment. Really?
And also - what’s being sacrificed there?
Blimey. If my partner took actual enjoyment in seeing me taking the rubbish out I’d have to reconsider my relationship with him, if that was his idea of a good time. 
Anal sex? I love doing it, and my girfriend loves getting it, so it is pretty often on the agenda. Neither of us have any sort of hang-ups when it comes to sex. It’s no holes barred in the bedroom for us, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Our sex life is fucking awesome, literally.
A large part of the appeal, and I’m surprised I’m the first to say this, is visual / conceptual.
What I mean is, a nice butt can be a really big turn on. And basically, the male libido doesn’t get much more complex than “It’s made my penis hard, therefore I want to put my penis there”. Similar reasoning lies behind the tit wank. Og want put penis there.
I will say though that I couldn’t do a sexual act that I thought my partner was finding painful or unpleasant. Not just because I’m A Nice Guy, but because it’s a big turn off if she’s lost her horny. And contrary to what some porn would have you believe, I think a lot of guys are similar in that regard.
I tried it once with the smallest dicked man in the universe. It was painful and uncomfortable. I really did try, but just can’t get there from here. I can’t imagine trying it with a normal sized penis. Fortunately, my current partners aren’t into it, so I’m lucky there. I don’t have a lot of hangups or fears, I just feel that I’m not physically capable of getting pleasure out of it.
I have a couple of girl friends who claim to like it, and so sometimes I think I might be missing something, but nah. I’m just not into it.
You were probably tensed up and very tight back there; making anything going into it painful and uncomfortable.
Was he in the Guiness Book?
Hey if you don’t like it you’re not missing anything. Some women like it many don’t.
“C’mon, baby. If you won’t do it for me, do it…for Science!”
So she does you in the ass as well, then?
the smallest dicked man in the universe… so he had a micropenisthen?
I’ve heard anecdotal accounts of this being a common situation in Iran among many of the more modern ladies. Still have to “save themselves” for their future husbands.
Oh, no doubt he neglected to mention that part when he was back home regaling his sweetie with tales of college life. 
Pet peeve time…no such person as “Heather Brooke”. The deep throat artist in question is named Heather Harmon, and she once tried (and failed) to teach her skill to a woman named Brooke. The video was named “HeatherBrooke.avi” and was posted everywhere. She and her husband Jim sold their domain and got out of it back in 2005 when she had a child.
I enjoy watching skilled deep throaters like Vanessa del Rio, Little Oral Annie and Heather Harmon, but gagging and spitting is repulsive, and I agree, it has to go. The problem is that crap has become mainstream, along with slapping and choking. That’s why I mostly stick with vintage porn from the late 70s and the 80s. It also help avoid tattoos, which only a tiny number of porn stars like Annie Sprinkle had back then.
As for anal? I’ve anally penetrated a woman when she’s asked and it felt good to me, but generally confine myself to fingering (or thumbing) the orifice while performing cunnilingus. If she’s freshly showered and squeaky-clean, I’ll do anilingus, which in my experience can be enough all by it’s self to get some women off.
In the same way that a good blow job involves more than just the mouth, good cunnilingus involves more than just a tongue. Just pick one digit or hand for anal play and stick with it.
Well, probably close, but sometimes having a small dick does not really mean you’re a small dicked man, ya dig?
Pretty much. Did you look at Alabama Hot Pocket #2? That wouldn’t even be possible.
“Female friendly” or “couples” porn is actually a thing now. Look for those keywords.
Takes all kinds…