Reduces, yes. Negates: no. A girlfriend in high school became pregnant this way. Swimmy little sperm have an agenda and they’re slippery little bastards.
Because when it’s time for good old-fashioned-asserting-your-dominance, nothing else comes close.
WHY did I look that up? EEEEWWWW!!! (retch)
My God. Talk about a monster of a bladder infection. That’s nuts. :eek:
So it seems to me that hetero anal sex ISN’T as popular as the OP thought. My BF likes it and physically I have no problem with it, but it’s not at all arousing for me. My price is a massage after. 
In porn it’s revolting, however. I don’t want to see that!!
Ok, that’s like a joke thing, right? It’s not something people actually do? RIGHT? I mean the girl would have to go to the hospital right after or die of horrible vaginal diseases, right?
Must not look…
..oh, god. Oh. God. Some one stab out my mind’s eye.
I was wondering that myself. I don’t see how it’s really even possible.
I’m betting it was made up by twelve year olds.
We must be talking about the Michael Phelpses of the spermatozoa world. It takes some swimming skills to jump from one lane into the next.
Would you prefer the Fred Phelpses of the spermatozoa world?
You must only be familiar with water- tight, hermetically sealed back doors and girlfriends don’t get excited during anal, and who sleep on their stomachs for 2 to 3 days post sex.
I guess it’s possible, but usually this sort of trouble arises only with the aid of Mr. Johnson making a return visit to Love Canal. If he stays strictly in the Poop Chute (“Gonna ram it, ram it, ram it up ya poop chute,” ) I don’t see how it’s much riskier than spewing spunk anywhere in the general vicinity.
I am just proud of myself for not looking. Learned my lesson after Tub Girl. Which I curse forever.
Oh yeah - and no anal for me either - Ewwwwww. Get it outta there.
You’re such a romantic.
Don’t fool yourself, girl, it’s going straight up ya poop chute.Link
Actually this link is the echt Zappa, and a better version.
I am SO not clicking on that link.
Tub Girl, man.
OK - that’s alright then. Zappa OK.
Isn’t a poop chute how they got rid of garbage on the aft of a ship?
In public, I have met a ton of women that say they would never try it or it’s gross. In the bedroom though, I have never met a women who wouldn’t at least try it and a good percentage who actively enjoyed it. I tend to think a lot of women feel social pressure to lie about these things.
In addition to the physical and visual excitement it brings. Sacrificing your enjoyment for the enjoyment of your partner is pretty much always sexy, whether it’s anal or taking out the garbage. It makes me feel special when a woman does this for me.
Did she give birth to a lawyer?