Why is it that the penis is funny and the vagina is not?

Her reaction, on reading this post:

“Not just a plant. A tropical plant. An exotic, tropical plant, dear.”

Off-topic: that has to be a Japanese show, right?

You two are going to have beautiful pods.

No, it was a short-lived talk show here in the U.S., hosted by some guy I haven’t seen since. I’d never seen it before due to my work hours but I was off that day.