Yeah but she is Paris Hilton…she could have been called Lagos Hilton.
That’s a wayyyyy cheaper hole, I mean Hilton.
Y’know, Paris Hilton’s prison bitch name is ‘Juicy Ass.’
:dubious:
Life is just SO obvious at times.
You lie!
Her prison name is Sit 'n Swivel.
No, that’s her childhood nickname.
They had Fists that big when she was a child? Colour me :eek:
So… do you want that blue to be indelible?
I’m sure the bruising didn’t last that long!
You were harmed trying to flee from Paris’ ‘affections’?
Hmmmmpff! This fist has never been near Paris or Lagos.
Taste dearheart, taste.
That reminds me of an old fisting joke I can easily recast using Ms. Hilton.
So, Paris Hilton’s in a sling and says to Ron Jeremy:
“Okay, stick one hand inside me”
It slides right in.
“Okay. Stick the other hand in me.”
It slides right in.
“Now clap.”
He says: “I can’t.”
Paris squeaks in delight and says: “Aren’t I tight?”
Ron Jeremy. Paris Hilton.
In the same scenario?
That’s it I have to become a nun now, sex has forever been ruined.
I’m off to puke!
Damn, I’m good.
Na not that good. I’m a harlot at heart.
I shall get past this unsavoury moment 
What if I recast the joke with Jessica Tandy and John Holmes?
How about Elizabeth Taylor and Joey Buttafuco?
Maybe Dennis Rodman and Dame Edna Everage?
Jeeeeeeeeez!
Is there any paticular reason you want me to be celibate???
Though the Dennis Rodman/ Edna Everage one could be amusing.
Just to spoil your sex life…George Bush and Micheal Moore!
So there!
Moan.
Wow. I came.
Thanks!
It could be, possum.
Well I didn’t know you were into the kinky stuff!
George wearing gumboots (galoshes/wellingtons whatever you call them) with a sturdy sheep
I’m flinging Gladioli in celebration of the nuptuals.