Madge is the flower girl.
Only if we can apply glitter!
That women is far too dowdy 
Okay, a touch of glitter. Just a touch.
And feathers! Pink ones!
(poor Paris doesn’t even have a thread anymore)
Well, it isn’t like she wears more than a cobweb and pasties. No threads needed really.
Of course there are threads needed! How else are the poor boys who visit supposed to clamber out??
We’ll just throw a rope ladder down and tell them to use her diaphragm as a trampoline to reach it.
Diaphragm! What on the spot harlot can rely on something that takes so much prior planning!
Your gayness is showing! Paris is as familar with Diaphragms as she is wth Lagos!
Did you not see the video? Did she look like she planned ANYTHING!
She needs a thread
She is a warning to all who are pregnant or thinking of reproducing.
Kelly Bundy was a fun fictional character. She’s not so cute in real life with a buttload of money.
I think her parents had the same perspective about France that some had in 2001. Why else name a mistake after the City of Lights?
I told you why! Lagos ain’t so flash!
Shit! There is a Hilton here but…“ohhhhhhhh baby Auckland do it for me baby” doesn’t work.
I vote Kelly reproduces and Paris doesn’t.
Of course I’m biased. My name is kelly and I already reproduced and Paris is Icky. (I swear the child’s name is not Bud!)
I was gonna say… if Kelly Ripa reproduces one more time they’re gonna gave to use steel cables to tighten her back up.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpfff I thought this was a slag off Paris place :D. So I have a Bimbo name , did my parents know that back in the olden days! 
Neither you or Ripa are bimbos.
Kelly’s just had more humans come out of her than a Shriner clown car,
BTW, a few more posts and we’ll have a page all to ourselves.
Is this special?
Or is it just me?
Oh I’m plenty bimbo. Just not all rich and blonde and skanky. See the jealousy oozing
I thought that was Boston Cream.
Or semen.
They all taste the same.
It is soooooooooo special! I would propose but I don’t have a penis!
I feel we have bonded over the uber skank
We’re just an international bondage summit.
This is one of the funnniest threads I have read. Especially Crazy Cat Womens comments. And does Chelsea really look like a horse?
BTW, I find Paris Hilton vacuous, spoiled, attractive in a trampish way, and of very little use to humanity.
Gay semen tastes like Boston Cream? Damn I have been cheated! It tastes kinda salty to me.
That’s it I have caught the gay. Hand over the toaster and the Boston Creams!