No, Chelsea doesn’t look like a horse.
CrazyCatLady was just showing the truth in advertising aspect of her name.
Hmmmmmmm I missed the Bondage Summit…back to straight. Fuck Boston Cream 
:puts on a chastity belt.:
Sorry, I think this cream would be too rich for you.
Miaowwwwwwwww 
Hehehe …oh yes maybe
Me? lagos? :eek:
Always spay and neuter your fellow posters.
It’s not an either or proposition. Always cover your bases.
Be realistic! How much fun are neutered ones!
Depends on the poster. They will live longer, be more content, and they won’t want to run around as much.
I like the frisky ones personaly. Not skanky like the old OP Paris, just frisky.
It must be that floridated water.
BTW, Calm Kiwi, Mockingbird, thanks for ensuring that Pinky will never have any yonger siblings.
Since people were wondering…
Jessica Alba > Paris Hilton > Chelsea Clinton > Hillary Clinton > Rosie O’Donnel.
Hope that clears some things up.
Okay, I can see Rosie eating Hillary, but the rest of it has me all kinds of confused.
Actually, I’m still confused. Where’s Bea Arthur during this daisy chain?
…on second thought, maybe I don’t want to know.
Jessica Alba > Paris Hilton > Chelsea Clinton > Hillary Clinton > Rosie O'Donnel > shoe > Bea Arthur
There you go.
/old joke
I can’t believe I’m about to do this, but…I saw Paris Hilton on “the View” this morning (the one time in 3 years I watch) and, even though I still think her nose is regrettable, she was kinda cute and fairly well-spoken. Nothing like the personality I saw on “The Simple Life” (which my elderly mother HAD to watch, BTW). She actually seemed real. Now if only we saw more of this side of her, with more clothes on.
waves hand in a noncommittal gesture
If she’d eat something and read a book, I could really get into her.
Right now, I wouldn’t hit it unless she offered to adopt me.
I don’t think Paris Hilton is very attractive at all. First, her style bugs the hell out of me. I mean, her usual skirt or pair of pants begins just above her pubes, and you can see her tiny little hip bones poking out of her above her jeans line.
And her face isn’t all that bad, but it does look like it was put together oddly, and I agree with whoever said she looked better before plastic surgery - she has a weird little downward point to the end of her nose that she didn’t have before. And her hair…I think she needs to lay off the bleach and let her hair recover from whatever it is that she’s been doing to it. It looks like it’s been saturated in detergents for weeks on end.
I know very few people who think she’s attractive. The first time my husband saw her, his reaction was hilarious: “Overly, look at that! The Hiltons are starving their scarecrow!”
Am I drunk and British or is my Intelectual Message Board starting to resemble my Laddish spamming Message Board?*
[sub]where ‘hit it’ is easily the most common occuring pair of words[/sub]
Enough with the stop being redundant already, okay? 
I’ll have a pint in your honour tonight, pal!