Not to drag up a relatively old thread, but were you guys aware of this?
Seems she’s going the way of J-Lo now:
HAH! heirhead. I think this is the funniest thing I’ve see all week! [sub]
Tripler
Damnit! I want a tiara!! Where’s my fuckin’ tiara!!
Yesterday, I purchased PEOPLE’s annual “Best and Worst Dressed” issue. (Yeah, I know, PEOPLE-so sue me, I like the clothes). On page 127 there is a picture of Paris with her sister Nicky. Paris is wearing a lovely black satin Prada cocktail dress. Her face is made up naturally, and her hair is down, and pushed behind her ear on one side with a barette.
She’s not drop-dead gorgeous, but in the picture, she’s very attractive. Which proves that if she gives up being a human Barbie doll, she can look quite fetching.
Why is she so cute in the photo? Have you had the photo tested for traces of LSD? I knew they used to put it on stamps, but on skanks, that goes too far.
I think that she fell out of a skank tree and hit every branch going down.
I’d beat it up…
…with a baseball bat!