Went to get a pepsi and there is a small figurine of tarzan in refrigerator, hell if I know why he is there, maybe gonna take me for a ride in the jungle? did I spell that right?
whatever
What are you drinking besides Pepsi? 
You have a child?
I have a Tarzan figurine in my mailbox . . . but I put it there.
“There is only one Tarzan. There can never be another.” --Korak, Son of Tarzan
Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
Check for footprints in the butter.
