She’s been on Letterman a few times and if the way she reacted to Dave’s questions (normal, everyday type questions), you’re pretty close.
Sometimes, when you’re in love with the person you’re married to, you are sensitive to their feelings and will do things that will make them feel better about themselves. I know it’s weird, but spouses are stupid like that sometimes. Go figure.
Penelope Cruz is a doll, inside and out. She’s an absolute sweetheart, and, when she doesn’t have to change her personal dynamics by acting in English, she’s an excellent actress (cite: every one of her Spanish-language films). Thank goodness she got away from that idiot. I was really worried about her, just as I worried about Nicole. Katie? She can go chase Xenu and it won’t bother me one bit.
Uh, he was making fun of morons who are bigots. I suppose you think he thinks we should blow up Paris too?
“Short People” bugs me a little, but Newman’s definitely kidding there. Enough people have persecution complexes as it is- can we please not make a bigotry/racial thing out of a joke song?
Newman was playing the role of an asshole in that song, as he often does. Newman’s lyrics are not statements of his personal viewpoints, but illustrations of the type of idiots that dominate our society.
I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that he already has –
link to “Sail Away” lyrics
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Media people are starting to call the couple “TomKat.” Did they need to make this more irritating?
Well crap, I’ve been reading the Bible and teaching my students all wrong. I’ll have to scale back on the “love your neighbors as yourselves” stuff. Can you tell me more Mistar Religion?
:rolleyes: He’s being over the top, but come on, Commandment #1 is the one about false gods and idols.
Slow down. You can certainly claim that the Bible is all about loving your neighbors. I don’t think this is the thread for it, but there are millions of people who disagree, highly, and it is only too easy to pick one line that disproves it.
Anyway, I think it would be better if you were to start a new thread if you really want to debate. Just my friendly advice, don’t take it wrong. 
It’s be really nice if this thing the press has about calling a couple by a single combined name passes. It is so utterly stupid.
It’s awful. “Brangelina” already gets 52000 hits on Google. It’s enough of a daily challenge for me to use humor to keep myself from breaking into a nuclear stockpile and cleasing the world of stupidity. Cutesy crap like this doesn’t make it any easier.
Those photos make it look like Cruise is beating the crap out of Oprah!
Jay Leno noted that, and said the British press - not to be outdone - have started to call the new Royal Couple “CharlieHorse”.
Ah, what a nice dream…
Isn’t Randy Newman rather on the short side himself? If so he gets a pass, sort of.
Is the tithe 10%?
-Joe
If by “Paris” you mean Ms. Hilton, then yes.
Palpatine: Katie Holmes is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult. You have done well, Viceroy Mapother De Vette.
Mapother De Vette: Thank you, My Lord!
::Fades out::
Tom: You didn’t tell him about the Oprah show?
Mapother De Vette: No need to report that to him, until we have something to report…
I think it’s crappy to announce on television to everyone that will listen that you have never felt love like this, even though have been married with children. Is he gonna love his next set of kids more as well?
Now that is one of his better lines.
I too would be jumping on Oprah’s couch if I had gotten some from DeMornay, Rodgers, Kidman and Cruz–preferably all at once.