Why is YOUR tongue pierced?

Not that this is anyway relevant but when I logged in right under this thread called

Why is your tongue pierced

was another thread called

I’m a stupid moron

Just struck me as quite funny

Also, if you are piercing for oral sex, you dont get them in your mouth. You get the piercing in your labia, if you a woman, but ifyoure a man you get your penis pierced. duh.