Can anyone come up with any ideas why manhattan closed that thread in GQ on Lesbians/dildos?
I still had things to ask the posters there. And I wanted to contribute my views further.
Susma Rio Sep
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194906
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Probably because that would be better dealt with in MPSIMS or IMHO.
Because General Questions is a forum for questions with factual answers, such as, “Will I die if I cut off my head?” or “Can I go to prison if I stab someone?” Asking why lesbians don’t have sex with men, even if they enjoy penetration, is a very subjective question… there’s no hard (no pun intended) and fast answer to give.
Often General Questions get asked that don’t have a simple factual answer but have a number of factual theories or reasons that may apply. On these threads, frequently the first several posters will present the most likely or best supported answers to the question, and then later post will break down into a debate over which of the different answers will apply.
In those cases, when the General Question is asked and answered as well as it can be, the moderators will close the thread, as the debate or discussion is inappropriate in GQ. If the parties think it important enough to continue, they can carry on in a proper forum.
I believe that this is what happened in the thread you referenced. The General Question was answered, to the extent it could be answered, and the thread had degenerated into extraneous commentary and debate. In other words, the GQ thread had “run its course.”
In that case, let me second Mockingbird’s suggestion that you post a thread in IMHO. You’d probably be able to get more answers there.
I don’t visit the Pit often, but is this the tamest thread here ever?
You need to read some love-fests. They mostly start “I’m pitting myself…” 
Seriously, what Billdo (what a username :)) said. And topics as inclined to be controversial as this one probably are watched more thougherly for straying out of factual territory.
Almost certainly what you want to ask is IMHO (or maybe MPSIMS) (standard disclaimers: search first, your answers may be in the archives; however searching for ‘lesbian dildoes’ may give spurious results) It might be a GQ, but you might want to consider asking a mod to make sure.
>> Can anyone come up with any ideas why manhattan closed that thread in GQ on Lesbians/dildos?
It made him realise how lonely he is and how much he is missing?
Of course, it could also be that GQ is not the place for erotic fantasies or mental masturbation.
Yeah, but that’s the way we ask people to do it, on the chance (OK, likelyhood) that it’ll become less tame as people with a moderator fixation come out of the woodwork. So as far as the rules go, Susma did the right thing.
We kind of prefer email for this sort of thing, but I’m resigned now to the fact that a vast, vast majority of our usership who have questions about moderator decisions do not have email accounts.
Being neither a lesbian nor a dildo, I shall refrain from commenting on the matter.
Shhhh! Dammit! The truth is that I was afraid that Dragonblink would post the brand of vibrator she uses and then my girlfriend would leave me. Don’t tell nobody. 
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner…
I wha? Huh?
Wow, it only took like eleven hundred posts for someone to notice me – but it’s a mod!
– Dragonblink, who incidentally doesn’t own a vibrator but like a true broke college student would gladly accept donations.
Wow. So many innuendos, so little time.
Dammit!!! You took my thought and posted it before I even had it!
Dickweed… 
Oh, please. Manny, we all know you don’t have a girlfriend.
He doesn’t? You mean all this time I’ve been hanging out with an imposter manhattan?
I’m so confused…
You know, I thought the thread was going to be about a semi-reasonable question, like “why do lesbians use dildos that are shaped like penises?”
I’m sorry, but it boggles my mind that anyone had to ask any of the questions in that thread.
You know, vBulletin has a “move” feature that leaves behind a redirect… so you can move a thread to another forum…
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner…
Christ! It’s Wiener, not weiner!
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