WHY ME??? oh god... WHY ME???

Satan, wasn’t I the one who showed YOU that site? Heh. I love it there.



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Scorpion_r 4/7/00 8:46 PM helo cat lool

Scorpion_r 4/7/00 8:48 PM cat are you there now

OpalCat 4/7/00 8:49 PM I was eating

Scorpion_r 4/7/00 8:51 PM hi IAM TAMER FROM EGYPT :))))

OpalCat 4/7/00 8:52 PM hi

Scorpion_r 4/7/00 8:52 PM I LOVE YOU CAT AND AMRICAN WOMEN

Scorpion_r 4/7/00 8:54 PM WHO OLD ARE U?

OpalCat 4/7/00 8:56 PM 28

Scorpion_r 4/7/00 8:57 PM 30

Scorpion_r 4/7/00 8:58 PM I love you AMRICAN music u

Scorpion_r 4/7/00 8:59 PM wher are you from?

OpalCat 4/7/00 9:00 PM try reading my ICQ Info before you ask
questions

Scorpion_r 4/7/00 9:02 PM I NEED YOU FREND



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Sherman 4/8/00 1:25 PM do you wear thongs/

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:33 PM no

Sherman 4/8/00 1:33 PM ok well thanks anyway

Sherman 4/8/00 1:34 PM well what sort of panties do you wear?

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:36 PM I don’t wear underwear.

Sherman 4/8/00 1:36 PM not even in winter?
what about with skirts? can’t people see up
them>

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:36 PM Most of the skirts I wear are ankle length

Sherman 4/8/00 1:37 PM oh ok
so in jeans isn’t it uncomfortable?

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:38 PM I don’t wear jeans

Sherman 4/8/00 1:38 PM well what sort of clothes do you wear on your
lower half?

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:39 PM generally dresses or skirts

Sherman 4/8/00 1:39 PM so do you won any panties?

Sherman 4/8/00 1:39 PM own sorry

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:39 PM no

Sherman 4/8/00 1:39 PM what about when your period rolls around?

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:40 PM what about it?

Sherman 4/8/00 1:40 PM you need panties then

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:40 PM why?

Sherman 4/8/00 1:40 PM to hold a pad in place

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:41 PM I don’t use pads

Sherman 4/8/00 1:41 PM what do you use?

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:41 PM well I used to wear tampons, but now I use a
menstrual cup

Sherman 4/8/00 1:42 PM what is a cup?

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:43 PM http://www.eco-logique.com/p-keeper.htm

Sherman 4/8/00 1:43 PM i’ll check it out later
how does your bf feel about no panties?

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:43 PM my husband? He doesn’t care, why would he?

Sherman 4/8/00 1:44 PM i thought he might like taking them off

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:45 PM uh…no?

Sherman 4/8/00 1:45 PM or
i know i like trying on my gf’s panties
OpalCat 4/8/00 1:45 PM that’s nice.

Sherman 4/8/00 1:46 PM and i trade them at work for other panties

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:46 PM I know a lot of my friends sell their
underwear on the internet.

Sherman 4/8/00 1:47 PM yeah at work there are 5 of us who on friday
bring a pair of your gf’s panties and make a
trade
everyone sniffs and tries on the other
girlfriends panties

OpalCat 4/8/00 1:48 PM if that’s what you’re into

Sherman 4/8/00 1:48 PM everyone likes getting my gf’s the best



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ROFL! Where the hell does this guy work? I wish I would get IM’s like these, they’re hilarious!


“That’s impossible! Cartman doesn’t know a rainforest from a Pop-Tart!”
“Yes I do! Pop-Tarts are frosted!”

I use ICQ too, but if you put it on “invisible” and only make yourself visible to people that you actually want to talk to, there’s almost no bullshit coming in anymore. Sure, there’s the occasional spam URL. But then I just click “Ignore all future messages”.

Works like a charm.

Coldfire: it doesn’t work like that for all of us. I generally have 20-25 new people’s messages piled up when I log on, and that is all from when I wasn’t there.

Plus, then I wouldn’t have things like this coming in:

Peter 4/8/00 9:41 PM do you now rich

OpalCat 4/8/00 9:42 PM huh?

Peter 4/8/00 9:42 PM he sit next to me @

OpalCat 4/8/00 9:42 PM who does

Peter 4/8/00 9:42 PM do you understand

Peter 4/8/00 9:43 PM we live together and we can make it nice for
you if you like

OpalCat 4/8/00 9:43 PM what do you mean? And who are you talking
about?

Peter 4/8/00 9:43 PM do you have a pict

Peter 4/8/00 9:45 PM are you horny at this moment because we are
and we can make you horny to

OpalCat 4/8/00 9:46 PM I have no interest in sex whatsoever

Peter 4/8/00 9:47 PM cancerwife I hate you I want you to die


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this is a new angle…
i am an alien in the form of a computer i am currentlly making love to your motherboard please pass me on



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Received on ICQ Random Chat, right out of the blue…

Some people… some people’s parents…


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Opal - didn’t you have your ICQ number on your website? It might help if you take it off :smiley:

Cold: Yes I have my number on my website. I think you’re missing the point here… if I didn’t want people to contact me on ICQ, I would just delete it from my computer. I WANT people to be able to contact me. I just get tired of the idiots.



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OK, I understand that. But couldn’t you just hit “Ignore all incoming events from this user” once the first message comes in? It seems like you’re putting a lot of effort to waste with responding to these losers, whereas you can put them on your shitlist straightaway.

I ignore the vast majority of them, but some of the more entertaining ones I will have a short dialog with and log it. Then I ignore them.



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Oh, and Coldfire? That “Peter” guy was from the netherlands… do you know him? :::duck:::



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I figured as much, Opal. “cancerwife” is a literal translation of a Dutch insult. And I sure as hell hope I DON’T know him :smiley:

Okay, Coldfire, share…
What’s the Dutch insult?

I don’t know, Opal, I’m going to have to go with the “lesbian monkey” one!


“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!

A Jesusfied sig: Next time I covet thine opinion, I’ll ask for it!

It exists! Oh my word! It exists!
I thought it was a fake URL in a made-up transcript!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

It exists! Oh my word! It exists!
I thought it was a fake URL in a made-up transcript!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

That would be kankerwijf, pronounced “konker-weyef”. It literaly would translate into “cancerwoman”, but it appears that the one using the insult wasn’t much of a scholar :wink:

Incidently, should anyone have the need to learn some really creative insults in the beautiful Language that Dutch is, I would be more than happy to help them out :smiley:


Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.


WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."

So you thought I was lying about that? Gee thanks. :confused:
All of these are real, afraid to say.



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