Excellent! Where do I sign up? I’m always looking to expand my repertoire of insults in foreign languages.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
I like yiddish insults the best:
“May you be so rich you have a house with a thousand bedrooms, and may you never get a good night’s sleep in any of them.”
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
gee, here I have been using ICQ just to talk to friends. I never knew what I was missing.
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Tell you what, Neuro. I’m gonna start a thread over in MPSIMS on this. Although it might turn into Pit Material, of course. And just because you made me laugh very hard a few times over the past few days, you’ll get the first 5 insults for free!
See y’all there 
Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Opal,
I had no idea Jesus was so insulting! http://fathom.org/opalcat/letters/bad-4.html I guess that’s what you get for not being a christian
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
SingleDad wrote that he received the following on ICQ Random Chat:
What do you know! A haiku!
(Well, sort of.)
And I thought bj0rns spelling and grammar was transdimensional. 
and now, some verbal vomit.
Mummy now offers men jeers. Arrange harmony - bravo! (by Jeff Simpson)
Opal, it’s just some people’s destiny to be flypaper for freaks, and it looks like it may just be yours, as well.
All I can say to comfort you is my old platoon motto, when I was in Headquarters Platoon in D Co. 1/5 Cav, 1st Cav Division at Ft. Hood, Texas.
ExTank
“This message brought to you by the Committee of Selfish Bastards”
>Booming Divine Voice< BECAUSE, MORTAL WENCH; THOU ART SO FUN TO PICK ON!
“There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove.”
Countess Olivia to Malvolio; William Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5.
Eww…he/it mentioned dci.org … as a member of a drum and bugle corps, I feel dirty.
Neil
EVERY day is Weirdos IM OpalCat Day!
Lynn
Not the greatest way to make an impression with my first post, but I LIKE www.somethingawful.com.
The site is updated daily with news for gamers (guilty as charged) as well as links to what can only be considered painfully bad websites.
From my understanding, the pranks that ‘Jeff K.’ (not a real person) pulls off are only at the expense of people who either spam him or contact him first. I do not doubt your post OpalCat, as he may be running out of people who contact him, but he does have some funny, if not incredibly unusual, humor.
Well, the registrant to that site appears to be:
Registrant: Rich Kyanka (SOMETHINGAWFUL-DOM)
655 Baker St. Apartment R-106
Costa Mesa, CA 92626
US
Domain Name: SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM
So this JeffK is either a joke, or he’s letting him do it.
Don’t ask how I did this. Vee Haf our Vays
WHOIS lookups are hardly secret info, Cold
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I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect.
http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
NEW UBB board, all are welcome:
http://fathom.org/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro
Hence the smilie, dear.