After listening to a conversation between several of my coworkers on why there are so few women CEOs, a friend and I came up with several reasons as to why men in general are more successful than women in business. We determined that this is due to several learned behaviors that women exhibit and that society imposes on them.
So here it is…why women are not as successful as men in the business world:
-The idea of a ‘career’ sounds nice until they realize that most work actually sucks
-You usually cannot get a raise by withholding sex.
-An MRS is easier to obtain than an MBA.
-A woman who sits around the house all day watching TV is a ‘housewife’, a man who does the same is ‘lazy’ and ‘shiftless’.
-Most people would rather deal with an actual five-year old than a boss who just acts like one
-Most office conflicts cannot be resolved by shoving a bottle (beer or baby) in the other party’s mouth
-No one ever put in an 80 hour week cleaning the house and cooking dinner
-Any feeling of purpose and self-fulfillment that one receives from earning money is usually offset by the crap you have to go through and put up with to earn it.
-Men can’t get themselves knocked up.
-When you leave a job, you don’t get to keep half the company.
I’m sure my father the homemaker would be shocked to find this out back when I was 7, my sisters were 5 and 3 and my brother was 1. I’m even less sure than Phlospher about your information and assertions.
Most women, like men, realize that work sucks. Yet we do it anyway.
Um, so you have to have sex with someone to get a raise? I never have.
What the hell is an MRS? Do you mean getting married and perhaps having the man take care of the woman? That’s absolute bullshit. No woman I know would get married just to have a man take care of her. What kind of women do you and your co-worker know?
All housewives I know work their asses off - frequently far more than 80 hours a week. Especially when they have kids. Having children is like having a full time job plus a dozen part-time jobs.
Wouldn’t you rather deal with an actual five-year old than a boss who acts like one? Few people I know like their bosses and would rather not deal with them - does that mean that all people who don’t like their bosses are women?
Hmmm… Most women I know are actually better at solving office conflicts than men.
Have you ever cleaned up after a lot of children? You can easily spend 80 hours per week cleaning and cooking if you have them.
Ever heard of birth control?
How does leaving a job and getting to keep half the company have anything whatsoever to do with being a man or woman?
I didn’t mean to disparage any of you who actually are from the year 1955. Going by birth date I’m only a few years away from that myself. I’m fairly sure the OP is much younger.
I think he’s always been that way. I also seem to recall that he believes children who are picked on by bullies deserve what they get for being such nerdy little freaks.
I thought this was meant as a joke. Sorta like “Why dogs are better than men.” I have laughed at those being a man, and I thought that one or two of these were amusing, though I’m not a woman.
Based on the fact that Cajun Man moved this to the Pit, I’m guessing it’s not a joke?!
This is like some lame humor forwarded e-mail, except it’s less funny. Come on, now. I’ve read blonde jokes that were more realistic! What planet do you live on?
So, often, is a woman. Sure, some folks compliment you on “putting your family first,” as though somehow moms who don’t stay home aren’t–don’t get me started on that one–but no matter how hard one works at home, there’s always the person who works outside the home who implies or actually says that since you stay home you’re (a)stupid, (b) lazy, or (c) some combination thereof. For instance, they’ll describe staying home as “sitting around the house all day watching TV.”
Neither can most conflicts involving kids.
You don’t have kids, do you. Or else someone else did the majority of the work looking after them.
But at least you’re not generally responsible for feeding, housing, and otherwise caring for the company’s kids.
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