Why No McDonalds Milkshakes in Paraguay?

Milkshakes were generally phased out at Mexican McDonalds a few years back. When I asked why at a store, the manager said the relatively low demand compared to cones/sundaes didn’t justify the machine upkeep.

Could it be because of…THE ILLUMINATI?! :eek:

I blame the Indians (Asian.) They screwed up the best french fries in history, it was only a matter of time before they screwed up something else.