Do you have unhealed cuts or open sores on your behind? Does your daughter?
Was it about us not being able to ‘hit’ a much smaller hole without help a lot of the time. 
I’m afraid it wasn’t that clever. I was just going to say “Because I’m drunk, bitch!”
Darryl Lict: I can understand your ire WRT men peeing all over the seat. Lifting the seat isn’t that scary, and, well, I’ve only been in a few men’s restrooms (sometimes they’re empty and there’s a HUGE line in the ladies’ rooms), and none of them had a crazy trough system or anything that wasn’t mini booths. What’s the big deal as long as you don’t talk to your neighbor?
Bryan Ekers: I’m not so sure you actually read the full post because of this comment. I’ve never known water backsplash from the toilet to be yellow.
Foxy40:I’m not attempting to pick on you, but I have a few questions to ask. Do you have open sores on your butt? Does your child? Then why pass on your own neurotic behavior to your child? It seems you’re only breeding more seat pissers with this behavior, regardless of how well you clean up. There’s no guarantee that your daughter will pick up all your habits. Do you leave used tampons/pads on the back of the seat as well? That’s just as disgusting as what you’re doing… and I’m pretty sure that most of the public bathrooms you’re using have seat protectors readily available. Just remember to flush them after you use them. Also, as Randy Seltzer had said, the toilet seat is one of the cleanest places out there. (I’m pretty sure it wasn’t you with your little girl, unless you’re afraid of freshly cleaned toilets complete with blue sanitizing solution in the bowl.)
shamrock227: I feel your pain, as this rant was brought up by a recent experience. I drove back from a trip on the turnpike and stopped at one of the convenient rest stations to use the bathroom and get a drink. I watched a girl my age (20s) exit a stall, so I figured it had to have been clean. After all, I heard the toilet flush. Looks clean, so I sit down, and discover that she’d pissed all over the toilet. How do I know it was urine? Toilet bowl water isn’t warm, and I watched the flush when I flushed the toilet; no backsplash. How funny. :mad:
Diogenes the Cynic: I’m grossed out by non-flushers, but generally that is solved with me flushing a toilet that doesn’t look like it’s unflushed due to a major clog. (I don’t know if guys ever do this, but there are women who are notorious for making a giant pillow of toilet paper just to wipe three ounces of pee. Seriously. And then they don’t flush, so everyone knows how wasteful and lazy they are.) Of course, in those instances, I’ll revert to flushing with my foot. I don’t really ever do that after I pee, though, 'cause I’ve already wiped and will be washing my hands within a minute. (Not that I can get anything from a toilet handle, but I’d rather not touch something perceived as unsanitary before doing my own unsanitary deeds.)
Hey Nashiitashii, I hate piss on the seat too, but umm, I’m really posting because I’m curious if you speak Japanese or not. I was going to e-mail you but it’s disabled.
Don’t you know? VD germs are known to be able to crawl from your butt up around your leg and then crawl into your vagina and get ya!!
Oh, and don’t be too quick to blame the person just exiting the stall for the spray. I’ll sometimes go into a stall and see the spray and hover myself (but neatly).
Hey, everyone needs a hobby.
I have had to clean bathrooms before, and I promise, at least in the ones I cleaned, the women’s were almost always worse than the mens. Men - pee on the seat. Women - pee and shit on the toilet seat, wall, floor, etc. Makes no sense.
'Cause I’m an asshole (a real fucking asshole!)!
I’m a guy adnd there are times I use the stalls because the uninals are full. I’ll put the seat in the upright positon using TP then while I’m going it will fall back down thus it gets sprayed
I would also like to express my displeasure at the hoverers. As I’ve mentioned many times here, I used to be a medical lab tech, trained in microbiology. From a contagious disease standpoint, I would much rather touch someone’s buttcheeks than shake hands with them (except for that socially unacceptable part of touching strangers’ buttcheeks) - I’m not nearly as likely to get a cold or flu from touching someone’s butt. Of course, urine is practically sterile, too, but I don’t fancy having someone else’s urine on my legs.
I would also like to express my displeasure at automatic sensors for taps and paper towels that don’t work. I’m waving my hands like freakin’ Merlin, and nothing’s coming out, man.
You know what? YOU are one of those “strangers” that freak you out. YOU are the bitch that pisses all over the fucking place because of your misplaced paranoia. You are the idiot with the fucked up hygiene habits. :rolleyes:
You “try” to be aware to wipe your piss off the seat. Jesus fucking christ!
Do you do the same shit at your friends houses? I bet you do.
Huh? Were you working in a prison? I’ve never seen anything like that.
Say, who was that poster who was unbelievably disgusted when a houseguest had the audacity to pinch a loaf in her precious, sterile bathroom? Cause Foxy’s attitude fills me with the same confusion.
I sent you an email with the same username as I use here.
Ogre, I can understand your confusion. Sometimes people have to poo and just can’t hold it in. I really have a hard time understanding someone who’d be offended by the idea that a person would poo outside of their own home, as long as they didn’t leave it there for all to see, or clog the toilet.
Never do. 
Every bathroom has a sink.
The real irony is that I’m more likely to get sick from your child coughing her entire day care or school’s worth of germs into the air than she is from touching the toilet seat that my ass touched five minutes ago.
If everyone planted their ass on the toilet seat, then no one would have to worry about urine splattering on the toilet seat. It’s the hoverers, who are soooo concerned about their pristine vaginas, who ruin it for everyone else. If it’s really that much of a concern for you, then do us all a favor and bring some Clorox wipes to disinfect the seats after you’ve splattered your human waste onto them, you filthy creatures.
Geesh. Sit your ass down, pee (or shit, if you must), wipe and then wash your hands. Everyone’s happy and disease free! It’s really very elementary.
Germophobes annoy the FUCK out of me. That is all.