Why on earth must you piss on the toilet seat?

[gonzomax]

My wife bitches about this all the time. Not that occasionally the seat gets wet but I do it from the hallway. Gotta have a little challenge.

[CanvasShoes]

@Ogre

Say, who was that poster who was unbelievably disgusted when a houseguest had the audacity to pinch a loaf in her precious, sterile bathroom? Cause Foxy’s attitude fills me with the same confusion.

I don’t remember the poster, but it was a workman, the foul workingclass!

[Fionn]

The poster was SatOnCookie, and I don’t think she ever shared what the workman did that rendered the bathroom unusable for multiple days.

[Lissa]

@CanvasShoes

I don’t remember the poster, but it was a workman, the foul workingclass!

This reminds me of a conversation I had with the previous owner of my house. She told me this tale when we were over to discuss a few things about the sale.

It seems the last time she had employed a crew of movers, one of them had left a few droplets of urine on her toilet seat. So, she informed me, she had given a stern lecture to this crew of movers that they’d better not pee on her toilet seat and she would be checking.

I can’t imagine how embarassing it must have been for those movers to be treated like kindergarteners, lectured for something they didn’t even do.

[NajaNivea]

@Foxy40

I am very sorry that this offends you. It is very possible that you overhead me with my child. I would never sit on a public toilet seat and the thought of letting my little girl put her tushy on something that strangers with unknown hygiene habits have planted their’s makes me shudder. I don’t care if it has been cleaned within two hours. During that time, who knows who has sat on that seat.
That being said, I try to be aware to wipe off any urine ending up on the seat when I am balancing over the bowl. Shame on those ladies that do not have the same courtesy.

@Klaatu

You know what? YOU are one of those “strangers” that freak you out. YOU are the bitch that pisses all over the fucking place because of your misplaced paranoia. You are the idiot with the fucked up hygiene habits. :rolleyes:

You “try” to be aware to wipe your piss off the seat. Jesus fucking christ!

Do you do the same shit at your friends houses? I bet you do.

Word. Foxy, it’s people like you who make public restrooms inhospitable.

I work in a small medical facility with a centrally located bathroom. We put patients into the bathroom (meaning I lead you in and escort you away to your exam room) personally and therefore keep in mind that I will see you go in and come out and also see the toilet seat which you have covered in piss. This being the circumstance, it amazes me how many people will still pee all over the seat for me to clean up–even knowing that everyone will know it was you.
Oddly, even though women’s restrooms are generally far nastier, it was always the guys that would do it. Maybe the identification factor just didn’t occur to them, I dunno.

[BMalion]

@Rubystreak

When I was teaching high school, we had a phenomenon we called The Phantom Shitter. Some kid would smear feces all over the walls of boys bathroom. Apparently, it was lots and lots of shit and it was everywhere. The school was concerned because this is a sign of serious mental disturbance, …

Sounds like the episode “The Case of the Mad Vandal” from The National Lampoon Radio Show.

[RedWood]

in my house, by mutual agreement, the default position is both lid and seat down, thank you. Why?

1: kitties cannot drink therefrom and ingest odd toilet additives
2: I cannot fall in in the middle of the night when I am mostly asleep and gotta GO…
3: everyone does the same work to use it (also: Hi, Opal!)
4: no spray if flushing after lid is down!!! Whee!

oh! I am female, my partner’s male.

[Gfactor]

Zombie!