[QUOTE=wolf in second hand clothing]
Didn’t Lewis Black have a bit about an expensive study to determine why “prisoners want to escape from prison”?
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Well? What did they find out?
I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
(I read about this study in my paper today. Apparently? People also have sex to get rid of headaches. I feel a splitting migraine coming on…)
[QUOTE=Atomicktom]
I have sex because I thought it was the answer to “what would Jesus do?”
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“Love one another.”
Do a prostitute.
Then cut her head off and shove her in the trunk of your 85 Buick.
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
This just in: Water found to be wet.
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Not surprising, because water is a slut.