There are women with motherhood as their life’s calling.
Then there are women who make motherhood their life’s calling. Those are the scary ones.
When I look at parenting boards, I’m not surprised when I hear things like “test scores declining” or “US ranks 50th in the world in…” Kids stand no chance if these people are their parents. I say that generously, the parents are getting in the way of the potential of their children with all of their own unpreparedness, neuroses, cult-like beliefs on truly trivial issues and the lot. The more it proliferates, the more frightening it is.
Points to the SDMB parents for not being amongst the hordes, seriously.
The paleo diet doesn’t advocate only liver and bone broth, though. It’s simply no dairy, no grain, with a focus on clean proteins, fresh fruit and vegetables. For people with the one-two whammy of gluten sensitivity and lactose issues (that co-exist with high frequency because the problems lay in the same anatomical features of the gut) it’s quite sensible. For everyone else… it’s a weight loss fad, mostly.
Chris Brown?
Here at the dope, we’re a bunch of whiny, illiterate, emo grown ups!
Whom are you calling illiterate? :dubious:
Ooo! Mommy boards! What do you want to fight about? Breastfeeding? (Remember, the only two possible stances are ‘Breastfeeding is actually not one iota better for anything than bottlefeeding, because I know a breastfed kid who has eczema’ and ‘Anyone who has ever owned formula is a terrible parent’!) Vaccination? (Remember, just because it’s been shown to be nonsense doesn’t mean it isn’t true!) Stay-at-home versus working mothers? (Remember, either way you’re a selfish bint whose kid is being scarred for life!) You choose!
(But I have to ask…what’s weird about not having given your eight-month-old a bottle? I tried Widget on bottles a couple of times, she didn’t think they were for eating, and I didn’t care enough to keep trying. She had solids and everything, just no bottles. What’s the biggie?)
My God. (shudder) I had to go read it.
How can we post on a message-board if we are illiterate?
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Don’t ever do that again. Thankfully Mothering magazine is no longer in print. Unfortunately the evil message board lives on. Every single time the subject of vaccines come up some idiot inevitably pulls a huge pile of awful bullshit from that place. I swear they’re worse than the pro-ana boards. At least if you try to starve yourself to death you’re not contagious.
Mothering is filled with people who argue in favor of whooping cough, measles and uping your odds of both you and your infant dying in childbirth.
Crazy fucking assholes. I’m not a believer in censorship but that website ought to be shut down as a public health menace.
Just go into your User Control Panel and change your Language setting to “Pictographs”.
It’s a terrible thing, but I do wish that these people would have the decency to die quickly, without infecting others with The Stupid. Because apparently stupidity IS contagious, and it’s spread by these MBs, among other vectors.
Jesus. That link is chilling.
I spent some time on MDC for a while – don’t stone me! I was new to this whole parenting/pregnancy thing and someone told me they had a good breastfeeding forum so I checked it out and mostly spent time in my Due Date club or whatever. It took me a while to realize the full extent of the crazy infesting those boards. Gestational diabetes is a myth, hospitals are evil, obstetricians are the devil, formula is also the devil, strollers are the Norse devil, just to change things up a little, cribs are where the devil keeps his little devil playthings, and swings are called “neglect-o-matics.” (Though to be fair, I found this name so hilarious that MrWhatsit and I started exclusively using it, as in, “Hey, can you get the baby out of the neglect-o-matic? I think he’s hungry.”)
From what I read here, I think IMHO may actually be better than what’s out there… at least in IMHO you can read what people write.
Lately my wife has been seeing this rubbish. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20464264/ns/health-childrens_health/t/diaper-free-babies-fad-swells-despite-critics
In fact, posting this will cost your child his professional career. You are a terrible parent.
When the cubs were shaking the boxes there was a kid crying somewhere. My sick, sick mind thought “cool, there are babies in the boxes”. 
When I was pregnant/new mom I got a bunch of these magazines from a friend of a friend (who swears by homeopathy), trust me, I lost enough brain cells reading those. I am not going to visit that link and kill the remaining ones.
And we had a swing, dammit. I should have known that name, it’s cool.
I have been here in these boards for 10 years (posting) and more lurking. If dopers cannot answer my question I probably do not like to know the answer. Most boards are full of semi-literate people.
Because what you’re talking about is completely different from what she’s talking about. You HAVE given your baby a bottle, she just didn’t take it. This woman was proudly preening herself over the fact that she’s never ever once not in eight months been so selfish and abusive as to try to feed her precious baby from ANYTHING except her holy boobs.
Capice?
Oh, that’s the other thing I loved about MDC and other similar boards. Anything you do as a parent that doesn’t exactly conform to their fucked-up philosophy is “abusive.” Giving a bottle = abusive. Putting your baby in one of those bucket carrier things = abusive. Even owning a neglect-o-matic should garner you a call from CPS…except not really, because most of the people on these forums hate and fear CPS. A common topic of discussion is “What to do if you get a visit from CPS.” I wish I were kidding.
Ha!
When my wife was pregnant we were discussing various parenting options and this one came up. And I laughed. And laughed. And laughed. And laughed.
And said no.
And then laughed some more.
Sometimes I bring the suggestion up to her just to rile her a bit.