Medea’s Child, I believe you meant knowledgeable (about the board/rules). I don’t think being smart is a requirement for moderatorship (damn 'atorships always oppressing the masses).
Then again most can be witty, so maybe you were referring to their replies. Oh I get it now! Never mind!
Oh, come on. Everybody knows this is the single coolest and most effective way out an argument you’re losing (hotly contested by saying “Eww, you’ve got a bogey!”)
Nice post btw…
You mods. Always lording over us how you get a free Straight Dope coffee mug. And neverending free hot zombie sex. Hmmph.
Not that I’m jealous or anything.
They’re supposed to be hot? What should I be using, stovetop or microwave? Zenster, any suggestions?
Damn I love the people on this board! especialy the ones I
can piss off so easily. As some of you have pointed out, if
I make an asshole statement I deserve to be treated as
such.
So go ahead everybody call me an ASSHOLE I embrace
it!
:rolleyes: Does the Straight Dope Message Board have a “killfile”?
The board programs will word-wrap for you. Trust it. Love it. Use it.
I likes mine BBQ style.
You’re an ASSHOLE!
(We aim to please)
Um, the definition is called Trolling. And it’s not allowed, you stupid git.
I b’lieve the answer to this is “yes.”
They’re called “mods” here, and you can email one. 
Unfortunately, it’s not guaranteed to work.
Oh, and FTR I really liked this:
Gives “baby back ribs” a disturbing connotation I hadn’t thought of before…:eek:
Jeez, why’d you have to go and blatantly admit to trolling now? You could have kept it up for another month by lying low. Now what’re you going to do between now and when junior high starts up again in September? It’s too late and you’ve got too far to go to figure out how to be a productive member of society.
Poetry? “There once was a Rudedog from Nantucket”? Or do you just have a sick obsession with the Enter key?
Look, you’re a cute kid and all… perhaps all you need is a good chew toy or something. Or perhaps some Legos… those come with little pieces that young children can choke on.
Hell, why spend the money on Legos? A Wal-Mart bag will work just fine. And they’re that pretty blue color; don’t you just want to stick your head in there? And for the record…you remind me of my brother-in-law when he’s being a rather stinky crusty asshole. For that alone, I say you are the lowest of the low, the stinkiest of the stinky, the rockface of crusty assholes.
Might punch this up a bit by leaving the “Or” off the beginning of the second sentence. That way, the Legos sound more like a recommendation, rather than an alternative. All in all, however, it’s comments like this that make me wish you were female.
Well, sorta.
You know what I mean…
You…you do know what I mean…right…?
Why are you looking at me like that…?
And what’s with the toothbr…AAUUGGHHH!!!
::flees frantically::
As per the Guidebook For Long-Time Posters of the SDMB[sup]TM[/sup], you will be allowed to disagree once you learn how to spell “disagree,” how to use vB code, how to trust the “submit” button, how to allow posts to wrap for you, and how to correctly use English grammar, spelling, punctuation and capitalization in your posts.
That is all.
Esprix
Man you people are cruel!! One tit joke, one post seemingly insensitive to fat people, I’m labled as a troll! Well I guess that does it for ZRUDEDOG13 I’m going to quit this code name and re-register as somebody else!
I’ll bet I can get y ou people to like me then!! 
I’ll take that bet.
Uh-oh. Can anyone smell an imminent banning?
Socks are bad, people.
pan