As an aside… I’m still trying to figure out how this joker (not you, Dijon) came up with the screen name “ZRUDEDOG13”. We’ve already established that he’d hump the Enter key if it had an opening… perhaps he has the same fetish for the Caps Lock, thusly explaining the case of his designation. But how does one pronounce such a monstrosity of a handle? “Zee-Rude-Dog-13”, perhaps? What do his friends call him? “Zee-Rudey”? “Big Doggy Z”? “Dumbshit”?
Sheesh, you think the words you speak are Gospel and you refer yourself in the third person. Stop trying to be The Rock, jabroni.
I would strongly advise against registering a new name. As if your awkward posting style doesn’t make you stick out like Tommy Lee Jones in a porcelain doll factory, we have all sorts of ways of determining if you have more than one screen name.
You have a severe ignorance of the rules of this message board. You also have no feel for the dynamics of this board. This is not an AOL chat room. I recommend you become more familiar with the flow of this board and its rules before you post further.
Has anyone else noticed that this wingnut became a member all the way back in March 2000? He/she/it has got to know the board rules by now. In addition to behaving as a jerk, he/she/it is threatening to violate board rules.
Everyone, bookmark this thread so that we can link back to it the next time someone complains about how it’s too easy to get banned. REAL Nazi moderators would have given this guy the heave-ho after his first post here.
Ask for REAL Nazi Moderators[sup]TM[/sup]! Accept no substitutes. They’re in the toothpaste aisle. Ask your doctor if they are right for you. May cause bowel leakage.
(I thought his name was some attempt to mangle “ZAPRUDER”)
I think your first guess is correct, and indicates that ZRUDEDOG13’s name, and all of his post, should be pronounced with a comically thick, Maurice Chevalier-esque French accent. As in: