Why the hell can't I find a cool T-shirt?

-sniffles- We need a Hot Topic here… I was looking at the site and unless it’s changed it would cost me more to ship things to myself then the items would cost themselves… very annoying…

I want to get a tee that says:

‘One by one the penguins steal my sanity’

and

‘Of course I’m good in bed. I can sleep for 24 hours.’

Here is a site but there are only a few Tees.

http://www.dangershirt.com

My coolest TShirt is a black Versace TShirt I bought at their boutique in Chicago. It has their logo on it, and huge white lettering of the name about 8 inches tall. I wore it in Japan, and one day I saw someone approaching me wearing a fake version boldly declaring “Vivace.” We stopped and looked at each other with a stunned look on both our faces for a second, then moved on without saying a word. Ha!