Why veggieburgers don't really taste like the real thing...

Saturday’s Sluggy Freelance.

Sure, they’re talking about hot dogs, but it works pretty much the same for any processed meat product.

~~Baloo

Are you trying to say that hamburgers are made with assholes? I don’t get it. Anyway, Gardenburgers are rockin’ good. I love em. That’s not to say I don’t love a good hamburger now and then. I find Carl’s Jr’s burgers to be particularly good for being a chain. I think they must actually be cooked over a flame. They just seem to have that taste. Now if I want a veggieburger, it has to be a Gardenburger (those imitations suck!) and I like to have a lot of crap on it, like guacamole, jalapenos and salsa and stuff. Mmmmm!