Obligatory:
Dr. Freud, what comes between fear and sex?
Fünf. In German, vier (four) is pronounced ‘fear’, likewise sechs (six) is pronounced (sort of) like ‘sex’. So the answer is five, auf Deutsch.
This is the best poll ever.
Drink.
Obviously 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. 10 may also be apprehensive and horrified by 7’s behavior, but he’s not in sequence, so he’s not a part of the main storyline.
Turns out that all this time we were under-informed about who the worse number is. Seven is a pretty bad guy, but nothing’s going to save you from the six six six.
Do I get the award for most lopsided poll ever?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, you’re gonna jinx it!
So, how does your friend feel about argumentum ad populum?
Has your friend seen this poll? What was his reaction?
Why wouldn’t both six and ten be afraid of seven?
Seven is vicious, but doesn’t have much of an appetite. Once six had been dusted off, seven took a nap.
No, no, no! Six the key number here. Think about it. 6 Flags. 6 Million Secrets. 6 Day War. That’s the number. Triplets of the beast. Six little monkeys jumpin’ on the bed, one fell off and bumped her head. Mother called the doctor and the doctor said, “No more monkeys, jumpin’ on the bed!”. You know like that old children’s rhyme.
It’s like you’re dreaming about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office because you’re fired!
I’m a 1
You’re a 2
I’m a 3
You’re a 4
I’m a 5
You’re a 6
I’m a 7
You’re an 8
(Get it? “Urinate”)
The answer to why Six is afraid of Seven (and why Ten might not be) can be found here.
Both are Kevin Spacey fans?
Because 10’s not afraid of anything. 10 could beat the crap out of 7 with one digit tied behind his back. You don’t wanna fuck with 10. Trust me on this.
If anyone besides 6 should be afraid it’s 11, or possibly 5.
10 doesn’t make sense no matter how you look at it.
Why is eleven afraid of seven?
Because 7, 8, 9, and 10.
That’s how I heard it, and to me this seems to have better meter. But now I wonder if I only heard some mutant strain of the joke. 