Why was Strunk banned?

[thirdname]

Why was Strunk banned? He comes from bad blood.

[Kamino_Neko]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

Oh, great, now it’s stuck in mine, thanks a lot!

Nice work, there. Well done.

:Muttley Laughs:

Come now, that’s how Earworms work. They’re like the tape from The Ring…the only way to get rid of the curse is to pass it onto someone new.

[DrDeth]

@Contrapuntal

Hmmm.

Q.E.D

p.r.r.

From q to p is 1. From e to r is 13. From d to r is 14. 1 and 13 are both prime numbers, so we must reverse the digits and subtract 4. The result is -3, 27. Negative numbers are impossible. 27 is 3 cubed, so we add them together to get 30. 14 is 7 x 2, so we add them to get 9. Our first two numbers are 9, and 30. There are 22 letters in pseudotriton ruber ruber. By the double zero theorem, our third number is 2002.
9-30-2002. I suppose you will expect me to believe that it is merely coincidence that it is p.r.r.'s join date?!!?? Ha! Busted indeed. Book 'im, Danno!

Now we have to weigh him against a duck.