Why was this just a suspension?

(plays cheerful music and shows happy people enjoying life so that you’ll ignore the fine print stuff)
Side effects may include exploding bowels or your skin falling off.

Read the warning label carefully. It says; *Point sharp edge towards target. *
Ya wouldn’t think the mods needed to be told that.

Nobody told me they’d expect us to work on Christmas break.

I’ll bet they didn’t tell you about the new night shift policy either.

Newbie. Short straw.

This is the answer. Thanks, Tom! The announcement has since been updated.

To a one month suspension from two weeks. I’m a little surprised that it wasn’t a ban but maybe he can turn it around. Hope springs eternal.

Maybe it was the spirit of the Season. :wink:

Threat? :confused:

Sounds like he wants to party. Drink a bit, shoot some skeet, as a prelude to some cuddling.

But did he get a kiss and dinner?

Or a pointed stick?
Sorry ----- I’ve spent way too much time over the years in the Monty Python thread)

When the Internet sends us posters, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing spam, they’re bringing personal insults outside of the Pit, they’re trolls–and some, I assume, are good people.

Points!

Yeah, we need to change the bait here.

Christmas BREAK? What gave you the idea that we got breaks?

Well, now that Spice can cover breaks, the rest of you get dinner with the family. We’re all passing a card. It’s around here somewhere…

Yeah, really. More like sprains and strains, really.

I thought it was a double-tap to the center of mass.

Was that Johnnie Walker or Jack Daniels?

Quick question. Some years ago I received a warning which it seems will never lapse until I kick the bucket. What I posted was not in the same league as the poster of the subject here. I am not complaining about the warning, but does this poster also get a lifetime record?