Why would someone piss in a sanitizer bottle?

[Xan]

@twickster

Did they figure out who did it, so they can expel his ass? (Gotta be a guy.)

They didn’t figure out who did it because as far as I know it happened last night.

[Harmonious_Discord]

Ok it’s The Culinary School. So China?

[Xan]

@Harmonious_Discord

Ok it’s The Culinary School. So China?

Maine

[Harmonious_Discord]

@Xan

Maine

Thanks.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

Is this a course where you get a letter grade? I hope so: it’d be terrible for this guy to get away with a P.

[Brown_Eyed_Girl]

@An_Arky

Why would someone piss in a sanitizer bottle?

Because they’re sociopathic?

No. They are sociotarded:

@Xan

It’s not a company it’s a community college culinary program

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[Polycarp]

@twickster

Did they figure out who did it, so they can expel his ass? (Gotta be a guy.)

Nope. First find out who did it – for sure, the ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ standard. Then:

1. Bill him for replacing every single butcher block tabletop in that kitchen.

2. Take him to court and get a judgment to ensure payment.

3. Then make a public announcement of who it was and what he did and how it could have caused the spread of X, Y, and Z contagious diseases. Before the student body, in the college newspaper, the local daily newspaper, and his hometown’s daily newspaper. Staple a copy to his permzanent record.

THEN expel him.

[Dripping]

@Xan

I just found out from a former classmate in the culinary that someone pissed in a sanitizer spray bottle and put it back. Then someone else unknowingly used that bottle to spray down the wooden work benches in the bakery.

That is so fucking disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Not people. One person. Probably a male, since it’s so much more convienent for a man to piss into a bottle than a woman.

Why? He either has a chronic anger problem or is enraged about some real or percieved slight that has happened to him at the culinary school.

Find that angry dude and you have your culprit. He needs expelled, and also some anger management therapy.

[Turek]

@Xan

It’s not a company it’s a community college culinary program.

Can’t the blue team just put him up for elimination when they lose the next challenge?

Snerk. “Elimination”. Heh. I cracked myself up.

[Shark_Sandwich]

@Xan

I don’t know. I only know about it through a facebook status message.

Jeeze, what was the status message?

“XanFriend is…cleaning urine off a wooden work bench in culinary school”?

[lieu]

Talk about your creative loafing…

[Dinsdale]

Reminds me of a news item a while back where an area (Northern IL) HS student was charged with jizzing into the salad dressing in the school lunchroom. Or another situation a few years back where a guy was pissing into the communal coffee-maker at work.

There are a lot of stupid and nasty people out there.

Would bet whoever did it was either mad at someone or thought it was really funny. Maybe both.

[Siege]

@Polycarp

Nope. First find out who did it – for sure, the ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ standard. Then:

1. Bill him for replacing every single butcher block tabletop in that kitchen.

2. Take him to court and get a judgment to ensure payment.

3. Then make a public announcement of who it was and what he did and how it could have caused the spread of X, Y, and Z contagious diseases. Before the student body, in the college newspaper, the local daily newspaper, and his hometown’s daily newspaper. Staple a copy to his permzanent record.

THEN expel him.

And you used to be such a nice fellow! I can’t say it sounds unjust, though.

Could it be the person responsible’s got a badly mistaken idea of what’s funny?

[Amp]

@Dinsdale

Reminds me of a news item a while back where an area (Northern IL) HS student was charged with jizzing into the salad dressing in the school lunchroom. Or another situation a few years back where a guy was pissing into the communal coffee-maker at work.

There are a lot of stupid and nasty people out there.

Would bet whoever did it was either mad at someone or thought it was really funny. Maybe both.

Makes you wonder, how much jizz or urine have I ingested in my lifetime? It’s one of those questions better left unanswered.

[Ale]

Why would someone piss in a sanitizer bottle?

Because it’s an effortless way to mark your territory? Just pee in the bottle and let others spray it around the place.

[filling_pages]

I used to know a guy who would piss on someone’s bath soap if he went to a party at their house but didn’t know them well. A friend pointed out that soap pretty much washes itself off, so he turned to pissing in shampoo bottles instead. Why?
a) he was a grade A asshole
b) he thought it was hilarious

Nothing more complicated than that. Nasty, though. Hope they catch the pisser.

[The_Tao_s_Revenge]

@Amp

Makes you wonder, how much jizz or urine have I ingested in my lifetime? It’s one of those questions better left unanswered.

Lets guess!

I bet you’ve eaten 4 table spoons of jizz and 3 pints of urine.