Where’s Prof Irwin Corey when you need him?
He had a wonderful discourse on “Why?”
Trust me, you don’t want to know.
That’s classified. If I told you I’d have to kill you. 
Love stinks! (Yeah, yeah!)
Aw, crap!
Why do I always get the tough questions?
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
Huh??
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
The Devil made me do it.
Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
-William Blake
To understand your true nature you must not seek out “why” but seek to forget why you asked “why”. Only in not dwelling upon why you ask “why” will you truely know why.
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Because.
Now go clean your room.
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Not like it used to.
Sweet Basil
Don’t know whyyyyy…
there’s no stars up in the sky,
stormy weather…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Because it felt sooooooooooooo good!!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
::raises hand::
Is this going to be on the final?
Why ask Why?
You talking to me, I said are you talking to me.
:Steps up to mike and taps it:
“is this thing on?(Singing)” Oh well, whatever, nevermind."
:Looks around, sees no one , shrugs, shoulders and leaves:
Keith
Because we are one with the universal and with nature
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
…was Satan up at 4:05 AM EST?
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
Sure, why else do you think it’s an ungodly hour?
Because it ticks so many people off, that’s why.
Jeffery
This is so I can get to the next color background.
Jeffery
My drawing of Satan snowed in in NC.
^ ^
Jeffery