If you have you ask, you’ll never know.
-Lanna
Hmmmm…Odieman reminded me of the song quote I want for this…
“Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline.”
It’s the end of the world as we know it, isn’t it? Well, hey, at least I’m feeling fine.
“Because I love you.”
-Melin
I’m sorry, I don’t know. You tell me.
“You both can suck my used tampons, you goat-raping, rat-stuffing inbred sons of a syphillitic gutterslut and a one-eyed midget named “Klaus”.”
–NTG
Because we like you!
M, O, U, S, E…
JMCJ
Just confirming that my ass is, in fact, the wisest part of my body.
As my Oklahoman cousins would say: “Uhcuz.”
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
::singing::
Cuz the Bible tells me so…
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
Z
Hate to break this to ya, but CKDextHavn already did that one. May you be buried alive by all the copies of all The Straight Dope books ever published.
Another one: Why do people push elevator buttons more than once? Do they think it makes the elevator go faster? That button is not an accelerator. Why do they push both “down” and up"? The elevator now has to make an additional, unnecessary stop, which slows it down, which means you got the opposite of what you wanted. (This is my pet peeve.)
They also do the same to the buttons that make DON’T WALK change to WALK. It works on a timer, morons. It won’t change till the timer makes it change AND after you push the button once. If either the timer or the button is broken, all the pounding in the world won’t make the light change. (I suppose there COULD be a loose connection in there, but after you see it work for someone else, why do YOU pound on it?)
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
OooooooOOOOOoOoooo
Is that why?? Wow, when I was little, an adult friend of mine said if I pressed the button 100 times it would change faster. I tried it and it worked… Do you think he knew about those timer thingys??
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
“Man may live, man may die
searching for the question ‘why’…”
- Cat Stevens
And everyone who finds the damned question thinks they’re soooo profound in asking it! 
To get to the other side.
Oh, you know.
I’m the mother that’s why.
And because it’s fun to stay at the Why-em-cee-aaay!
CT
,where ,when ,what ,who
just because dammit!..now do what I told you!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
I think that the most relevant question is “When?” Once we know that, we will know whether or not we can put off “Why?” 'til tomorrow.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Because my cousin’s hungry and the guy she likes is cute, that’s why.
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)
…do birds fall out of the sky, every time you walk by?
Wait, I don’t think I’ve got that right…