Because the mommy demon and the daddy demon decided that they loved each other very much, so they got married, and when married demons love each other very much, they have this special way of hugging…
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
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thats why…
Tsk. " 'Tisn’t ours to reason why; it’s only ours to do or die."
Or something depressing along those lines.
Veb
<font size=4> Not “why”; rather: “with who”.
:o
Kellibelli, Ayesha–any volunteers? 
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With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.
As my swell Grandad said to my four year old self after the baby bird that we tried to save died: “I can’t tell you, honey, but it’s OK to cry.”
Because if you don’t, God will smite you and you’ll burn in hell.
– Sylence
Another day, another attempt to cross Niagra Falls on a tightrope. . .
Why?..M…C…A
It’s fun to stay at the…(slap!)
Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
APB: drink bud dry
All police bulletin?
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Uhm, I forgot the question. Can you repeat that, please?
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Because, I forgot how…
Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)
Hypothesis: Because if I hadn’t, someone else would have.
Test of Hypothesis: Because all the good ones already had a bite taken out of them.
Dr. Watson
“There’s nothing we read of in torture’s inventions
Like a well-meaning dunce with the best of intentions.”
–James Russell Lowell
I’ll wash your mouth out with soap!
I’ll blow bubbles out my ass!
I tried to be a good mother and a father for you.
Then go fuck you’r self!
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
To keep up with the Joneses, of course! 
Question authority–just not mine.
…do I keep thinking about Vinnie Barbarino every time I read the thread topics in this forum?
I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy.
?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Oh what the hell. At least all five will be up top.
Because I can.
why baby, why baby why baby why
do you make me cry baby cry baby
cry
Bosda,
Me, pick me !
Ayesha