Back in the early 90s, I luckily stopped a friend from a bad bumper sticker choice. She practiced Wicca, and had a sticker that said “Witches are people, too!”
A popular bumper sticker at the time said “Mean People Suck”. She thought it’d be funny to cut " Mean" off and slap “People Suck” on her car. I had to point out the clash with the “Witch” one.
A while back I saw a big beautiful Mercedes with a license plate that said “TNK GOD”. I immediately started singing, “Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz.”
When I was living in Salt Lake City, I saw a car with a bumper sticker that read:
YEP. URINE UTAH
I had to laugh. For the first few months I was in SLC, I kept saying to myself “I’m in Utah! What the HELL am I doing in Utah?” and that bumper sticker perfectly crystallized that thought. In the form of a Scotch-o-gram.
The bumper sticker was the same yellow color as urine, too.
I never realized urine had a standard color.
Checks box of crayons