If I’m allowed to offer evidence in support of myself, I think the post I made in the “sad elephant news” thread on this very board may be the funniest thing I have ever done in my life.
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Ok, you people are SICK!
I mean, really, I was expecting something horrible in there, but I never thought… ugh. You guys are a bunch of sick puppies, all of you. I can’t believe I had to do that. I feel stained. I knew the SDMB was a hive of scum and villainy, but I didn’t think you were THIS disturbed. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
By the way, you need to get a new squid.
You HURT the SQUID???
Hold on, Fluffy, Mummy will be right there.
I like wierdaaron. Just the right balance of intelligence, wit, and a tiny bit of friendly snark. I’d sponsor him if I could.
Ahem! Powers that be. Do as TubaDiva has commanded, and get to work on fixing it so that Charter Members can sponsor people!
As if what Marley23 said wasn’t evidence enough!
Oh wait. You weren’t here. Basically… <whisper whisper>
And then <whisper>! But <whisper whisper whisper>, <whisper>, <whisper>, and then the <whisper> <whisper>!
Welcome to the boards!
So you’ve never told a knock knock joke before?
Ok, done with the drive by snark and back to the hookers and blow with Spoons.
I saw the word flanchettes, and wondered if you meant flechettes, and the almighty Google suggested you meant flechettes. I guess I’ll put myself in charge of bringing those?
Username, hint hint.
So, ehr, you’re sort of “in character,” shall we say, kushiel?
People, I think we have a new candidate for the “ask the masochist” thread.
Malleus, do you realize that squid was a cousin of Verne’s pet? Now you’ll be assaulted by giant squids reciting science fiction novels in French!
Ah, but I have the Goggles of Aquatic Invisibility. No squid shall see me as I swim.
Now, if these are land squids, then I’m in trouble.
Land squids? Well you’re fucked sunshine, these are motherfucking tree squids, ya hear?
OK, OK, I’m late but you guys are not forgotten…
Basically it’s just a takeoff on the ‘initiation’ tradition we have here on SDMB when there are new members… and a little bit of friendly payback for **wierdaaron **posting this bit of drivel from a certain famous (or infamous, depending on your political stripe…) talk show host that I had on my ignore list. 'Tis in the first post.
Of course, what I wasn’t counting on was that he’d be making friends with Cthulhu Jr. The best laid plans and all that…