That’s right, he never met the goat. Never met the squid. Never had the rare pleasure of the Jell-O room with Mistress Stefania and her silver-tipped flanchettes.
He’s never even been made to swear the oath nor change into the unwashed lederhosen!
wierdaaron, you were warned in post 26 what would happen if that … thing… made me lose my sanity.
Fellow Dopers, let us welcome our new friend in our appropriate fashion. (I’ll get the tongs.)
Screw all that stuff. The important thing is bringing pie. Mmmmm. Pie.
Perhaps it’s best that I point out that most things that humiliate people actually get me SERIOUSLY turned on. So if that is your goal, perhaps an adjustment of approach. For, you see, the inverse of the first sentence is true.
Also, I hate brier patches.
You’re not supposed to enjoy it, dammit!
That’s it, strike the sets, tell the petting zoo we won’t be renting the donkeys, and … well… I guess we can keep the pie.
Brier patches? No one said anything about shrubbery, br’er. 
Ready the phlogiston!
What? We don’t have any phlogiston? What kind of outfit is this anyways?
I am confused and intrigued by this thread.
This. Count me among the uninitiated; I’m confused as heck right now.
If you cross a goat and a squid, do you get a capricorn?
I’ll stand a safe distance away and see how this progresses…
Are you wearing a raincoat? Have you got your boots and umbrella? You may need them, even at that distance.
Pfft! As a long-term veteran, I can let the young’uns look after this. Now, where’s my hookers and blow? That what’s you get when you’ve been here some years–hookers and blow. Not squids or goats, that’s for sure.
And you kids get off my lawn!
Hey, I want my squid! Or was it a goat? Anyone, no one let me into The Room when I signed up. Do I have to eat them or pet them?
First one, then the other!
Which comes first? I mean, it would be a bit hard to pet them after I’ve eaten them, right?
ENLIGHTENMENT please?! Is this so much to ask?!
Depends on their mood at the time. (But use extreme caution in bending over…)
Er… guys, I um, have a confession.
I know I was supposed to keep everything maintained this week but some stuff came up and… well, the squid and goats are probably really, really hungry right now. I’m just saying, when prepping the rooms you should probably be careful.
Okay, close your eyes and bend over.
If you need to ask, you don’t need to know.
I… I think I’m going to brave The Room tonight and do what must be done. Fellow Dopers, I implore you to pray for my sanity and the safety of my soul (or, if you’re an Angry Atheist[sup]TM[/sup], for the neurons and brain chemicals that make up my personality). Yes, I shall don my battle sequins and go upright to my fate.
I’m opening the door…
Squeeeek…
door closes
Is she gone?
[SIZE=2]Okay, good. So what’s the plan this time guys? Do we rig up tech or just wait until she freaks herself out?
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There’s really nothing to get, they’re just continuing the hoary SDMB trend of making jokes about our mysterious and horrible initiation for new posters. In a roundabout way they’re saying they’ve noticed wierdaaron’s posts and think he has the makings of a really good Doper, which is a sentiment I share.