Wife chops off husband's penis and grinds it up in garbage disposal

Wasn’t there recently a complete penis transplant, that had to be removed because the patient and his wife were both too freaked out by the transplanted penis? It seems like an appropriate treatment for this kind of thing, assuming this patient can handle the weirdness of having a dead man’s donated penis transplanted onto him.

How completely was it removed? Did she go right up to the base next to the scrotum and pelvis, or is there some of the penis base remaining? That would likely affect transplant possibilities, I would think.

But hilarious.
Right?
…right?

No, but you can change it over time, because the disparity is pretty disgusting.

You dumb fuck, BigT is usually the one coming in and getting all sanctimonious because people should be NICE to one another. He’s usually the one railing against people being cocks on the internet for no reason. You’re more BigT-ing the thread than Nzinga was.

And you can shut the fuck up anyway, because BigT has cleaned up his act and become a good poster and I can’t even remember the last time I wanted to kick him in the nuts. A lot of people should do so well.

Based on reading of an abuse case here some years back, there’s a fair amount of the base of the penis left under the level of the abdominal surface, which can be surgically released to bring it up above the abdominal surface and used to refashion a reasonable facsimile of a penis. This is the same procedure used to lengthen a very small penis in ads you might see. This is probably what John Bobbitt had done, although I haven’t read up on him.

One of the creepiest parts about this case is how she waited until he awoke to do it.

Bobbitt’s bobbitt was surgically re-attached after it was recovered by police officers.

And the reason why people joke about this, and not about FGM, is simple: penises are funny. Clitorises are not.

Addadicktome. :smiley:

They get along with the clitoris instead, which isn’t the same as having nothing.

I don’t think the question was ever why (at least it wasn’t for me); it was instead commentary on how fucked up it is.

Oh my god! Are you saying that people handle similar situations differently based solely on gender?!? I had no idea such a thing happened. My whole world view has been completely shattered.

Golly. Maybe you’re right. Maybe everything should be entirely equal. And maybe I can wear that dress to work. Maybe someday.

And judging by the posts you’ve made here, I bet you’ve got a gem of a sense of humor.:rolleyes:

More hilarity

That’s actually not what I’m saying. The fact that there is a difference isn’t surprising, but is no less disgusting in light of such.

You’re not my type either.

They’re just so sheltered. Maybe if they were to get out more often.

The argument that the incident described in the OP is funny while the reverse (female mutilation) is not because of frequency of the types of the incidents is complete and utter bullshit.

So you’re saying that a female having her clitoris cut off WOULD be hilarious, except that it happens so often that it’s just gotten rather old?

Picture the event in your head. Some older guy, tied down, half-drugged, but very much conscious, is screaming while having a body part cut off. Then to his horror, it’s ground up in front of him, thereby ensuring that he will never have a functioning penis for the rest of his life. That’s funny?

I do understand how one can retreat to humor when forced to take in a situation such as this. But posting the incident as some sort of comedic raw material – “hey everybody, let’s have a go at this one” – is in poor taste.

See, another reason for same sex marriage.

Guys do bad things with their penises, while women get away with doing things because they have vaginas, so there’s a more direct line of revenge humor involving emasculation. But it exists for both:

“things were going great until her business dropped off”

And:

“‘you’re embarassed?’ the husband said, ‘how do you think I feel? I’ve got three dinner rolls shoved up my ass!’”

I’d go with “rollin’ for a trollin’.”

I agree that the news story sounds familiar, but I’m not going to search for it from work.

Eughghghghgh.

I suppose the alternative would be marginally better.

“Honey, I had the craziest drea… aw, HELL no!”

I’m not sure why but this thread made me think of a question that I pondered the other day.

Why is acceptable to say “I’d kill for a _________” but not “I’d rape for a _______” or “I’d molest for a ________”?