Wife for Hire

Saw a sign on a vehicle this afternoon:

Wife for Hire:
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[li] Cooking[/li][li] Shopping[/li][li] [something][/li][li] [something] [/ul][/li]Sadly, the vehicle was past before I could see what the other two possible items were. But fortunately I have the resources and brainpower of the SDMB to help fill in the blanks. Now, I’m sure it was something boring like “cleaning” in the next slot, but we can do much better than that, I’m sure.

So, what other things would you expect of a “Wife for Hire” business?

Occasional Sexings?

Birthing?
Nagging?
I got nothing

Sewing?
Cleaning?

Screwing?
Nagging? :smiley:

Sponge bathing?

Lobster trapping?

Probably that one.

Writhing?

Squireling?

Defenestrating.

I don’t know what you all do up in the heathen PNW, but down here we’ve got certain codes of conduct. A proper woman never defenstrates for money. Indeed!

Somebody is going to storm in and say we all hate women pretty soon… but till then have fun.

Probably one was “laundry”, maybe something like “pet care” as one, or as others have suggested, cleaning? I wonder if she’s offering a similar thing to the “Husband for hire” businesses, where a guy will come and change lightbulbs and do basic home maintainnce, maybe mow the lawn for elderly widows?

Beekeeping.

Sluice boat-assisted goldpanning.

You’ll understand once you slog through this classic thread.

Divorce me.

Take half my money.