Would that really work? 
A chicken.
An ewe.
A tube of KY jelly.
Will that be all sir?
Could you tell me the location of the PETA convention?
…I don’t get it. 
Me either . . . 'Splain, please!
Disguise (pantyhose over head) and fake weapon to rob a bank – shaving cream, I’m guessing, is to block the security cameras.
A loaf of bread
A jug of wine
And thou
Will that be all?
Can you direct me to the nearest wilderness?
A hammer
Box of 6" nails
Couple of planks of wood
“Will that be all sir?”
Do you sell thorn bushes?
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Case of beer.
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Packet of tampons.
“Will that be all. sir?”
Better have a bottle of scotch, too. F___ all else to do this weekend.
A package of condoms
A six pack of beer
Digital camera
Will that be all, sir?
Dude, which house is that Chris Hanson guy at?
Luckily it would be a bit more complicated than that but it would definitely work in an action movie. I thought it was a pretty good answer too, though I didn’t laugh as hard as I did at xnylder’s, that still cracks me up.
Coffee mug
Hamsters
Pie
“Will that be all, sir?”
“Actually, do you sell software? I need a vBulletin package.”
Cue scary music
In one!
Wood
Pitch
Animals
“Will that be all, sir?”
“Uh, what’s a cubit?”
This is a true story:
My wife and her sister are buying tequila, whipped cream, and cotton balls.
Checkout guy: Did you find everything you need?
Wife: Actually, where are your latex gloves?
Checkout guy: I want to party with you guys!
A bag of pretzels
A copy of The Pet Goat
A copy of Heather Has Two Mommies
Will that be all, Mr. Vice-President?
Do you carry buckshot?