[QUOTE=3waygeek]
He’s planning to blow up the gas station, using the alligator clips to attach the flashbulb to the cellphone’s ringer, then drop the whole lot into the gas storage tank. When he or someone else calls the cell phone later, the flashbulb will go off, with explosive results.
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Would that really work? 
A chicken.
An ewe.
A tube of KY jelly.
Will that be all sir?
Could you tell me the location of the PETA convention?
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
-Water Pistol
-Panty Hose
-Shaving Cream
Will that be all, sir?
-Can you direct me to your next nearest branch?
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…I don’t get it. 
[QUOTE=bouv]
…I don’t get it.
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Me either . . . 'Splain, please!
Disguise (pantyhose over head) and fake weapon to rob a bank – shaving cream, I’m guessing, is to block the security cameras.
A loaf of bread
A jug of wine
And thou
Will that be all?
Can you direct me to the nearest wilderness?
A hammer
Box of 6" nails
Couple of planks of wood
“Will that be all sir?”
Do you sell thorn bushes?
Case of beer.
Packet of tampons.
“Will that be all. sir?”
Better have a bottle of scotch, too. F___ all else to do this weekend.
A package of condoms
A six pack of beer
Digital camera
Will that be all, sir?
Dude, which house is that Chris Hanson guy at?
[QUOTE=RandMcnally]
Would that really work?
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Luckily it would be a bit more complicated than that but it would definitely work in an action movie. I thought it was a pretty good answer too, though I didn’t laugh as hard as I did at xnylder’s, that still cracks me up.
Coffee mug
Hamsters
Pie
“Will that be all, sir?”
“Actually, do you sell software? I need a vBulletin package.”
Cue scary music
[QUOTE=twickster]
Disguise (pantyhose over head) and fake weapon to rob a bank – shaving cream, I’m guessing, is to block the security cameras.
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In one!
Wood
Pitch
Animals
“Will that be all, sir?”
“Uh, what’s a cubit?”
This is a true story:
My wife and her sister are buying tequila, whipped cream, and cotton balls.
Checkout guy: Did you find everything you need?
Wife: Actually, where are your latex gloves?
Checkout guy: I want to party with you guys!
A bag of pretzels
A copy of The Pet Goat
A copy of Heather Has Two Mommies
Will that be all, Mr. Vice-President?
Do you carry buckshot?