Let’s not rush things, now. I’m still working on getting the horses trained to nod their heads for “I do.” I was trying to teach them the “Paw once for yes, twice for no” routine, but Nicky kept pawing every time I stopped scratching his belly.
The cats don’t care about the ceremony, as long as there’s tuna at the reception.
Who’s going to spring for the rings? :dubious:
NOT IT!
Oh bob… :o
You’re vunderful!
Probably not, but you can be the one to ask:
harmless: Hello I’d to check if there is a record for largest online marriage.
(in background) Hey pass the chocolate body paint
nice lady on phone: Uhhhh…what?
harmless: Online marriage. I already have a harem waiting.
:mumbling and squelching in background:
nice lady: harem!?
:horse neighs in background:
harmless: Yes! Would you like to join?
:click:
harmless: Hello? Hello?.. Hey quit putting that there!
Second me for NOT IT! Hey wait a minute, this is your harem harmless. You’ve got to start taking better care of us. 
*There’s a lot of favors
I’m prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She’ll do one for you.
When they pass that basket
Folk contribute to
You put in for Mama
She’ll put out for you*
Don’t worry. I take real good care of my harem!
Lessee, 15 rings at …how much are those gumball machines, nowadays?
Not me! Not me! Last time I bought rings, the wedding got postponed. Three years later, they’re still sitting on my TV.
So you’ve got some rings to use? Well let’s get hitched!
Hey, congodwarf:
I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me (but better)
I kissed a girl!
Pucker up, sugar lips!
Bonus harem points for naming that tune!
I just bought the cd a couple days ago.
Sorry tick, I only have 2. Not nearly enough.
[SIZE=1]Then again, Harmless could keep one and she could give the other one to someone each day. That person gets special treatment [/SIZE]
Gotta love the power of Google.
What is “I Kissed a Girl by Jill Sobule” for special favors - Alex.
Am I getting warm, harmless?
And how come congodwarf gets tongue. I’m jealous.
Damn you congodwarf I have been thwarted. :mad:
Yeah, but I cheated
I’ll share the special treatment with you
Shame you cheated, because it’s a good song. Anyways, ahem, harmless…
Special treats?? :dubious:
I’m sorry. I’m not going to be kicked out of the harem am I? :eek:
I think I’ve heard the song before I if it’s not Country, it doesn’t register.
I talk goodly.
Let’s try that one again:
…but if it’s not Country…
:eek:
congodwarf said the “C” word!
Hhhmmph. :dubious:
We’ll learn ya.
I kissed a girl.
oops. methinks I’m in trouble.
So, the C word isn’t allowed in the Harem. Ok then, I’m very malleable. Bend me, shape me, any way you want me
What I’m not allowed to say congodwarf?
:dubious:
Ohhhhh, that “C” word.
[QUOTE=swampbear]
A big burly hairy harem-ball
[QUOTE]
I’m in!
Welcome to harmless’ harem.
Please remove all clothing at the door.
Suitable harem attire will be provide (once your membership cheque clears our Swiss bank accounts).
Enjoy!