Not it! I don’t buy rings anymore. I have a habit of losing them.
Well, well…reading through this thread for the first time today, I found this little tidbit…
I’m honored! I apologize for my negligence in not responding to this sooner, m’dear harmless.
Whew!
I was beginning to think you didn’t love us!
Yay!
Waitaminute…I seem to have missed this niggling little detail. I thought I was getting paid for this! 
I have only known harmless a while but since then we’ve had:
Zombies
Thread massacres
Harems
Orgies
Furries
2 Birthday Threads
and many, many sexual innuendos
Hell, I’d pay double for that show! 
BTW, considering your living-impairment harmless, isn’t it considered necrophilia? :eek:
Necrophilia? That does it! Count me out of this group grope, then. You’re scaring the horses! :eek:
What’s wrong with a little undead lovin’?
Don’t worry, Hal, it takes a looooooong time for those cheques to clear.
Bambi Hassenpfeffer says he’s in. Well at least there will be one big burly hairy man who would be interested in me then . (Specially since I ain’t vunderbob’s type.)
I never thought that I would associate the name Bambi with big, burly, hairy men. Disney is now forever changed in my mind :eek:
Well, bambi was a boy and eventually he had to grow up.
Swampy, ply me with enough beer, cookies, oriental appetizers, and belly rubs, and we’ll talk about it. :eek:
Hmmm… cooler full of beer (check), assorted cookies (check), eggrolls, sushi, potstickers (check), massage oil (check)… so, vunderbob how you doin’?
I nominate BiblioCat!
Knows how to make great shakes!
A must-have for the post-orgy snack-attack!
We’ll work on that Bailey’s thing.
I second BiblioCat…and Baileys
Aww, shucks. I’m quite flattered.
(You’re not going to change my mind on the Bailey’s though… nasty stuff, that.)
Yeah, you say that now… wait until harmless gets a hold of you. :eek:
Well, no one is expecting you to drink it!
Just try a little on!
We’ll take care of the test tasting. 
Official taste tester #69 reporting for duty.
Back to the nuptuals, I have a ring. It’s silver and a bit tarnished but I love it. Any takers? Plus we do have to decide which moderator to ask.
I like silver. And I have silver polish, so I can get rid of the tarnish just like that.
Oops, lookit that, I spilled this Bailey’s all over me. What ever shall I do?
Mmmmmmmm. Nummy. Sit still for a second.
Yum. Better save some for harmy though.