Woo Hoo!
Somebody grab some milano’s and lets get to cleaning!
We’re allowed to pull up lawnchairs to watch festivities as long as it’s not the Pit, right?
Absolutely not!
You’re either in on this love fest (in which case, get to strippin’) or you’re outta here!
Oh, wait.
We do need a photographer, though.
But nobody asked for me by name! What chance have I of being summarily glomped or pounced, I ask you?
Still, I can work a camera.
: gets down on one knee :
CandidGamera, will you marry us?
Will you guys quit moving?! You’re going to make me fall off tick’s knee!
Well, okay, but only if I can get a glomp/pounce guarantee. 
Well, kittenlm’s in charge of the pouncing, and I’m not really sure what glomping is (nocturnal_tick, you’re on!), but OK! 
I didn’t know you wanted to marry me! AWWWW! ::Blushing Smile::
Yes I will marry you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and you.
This is the happiest day of my life!!
Assuming you’re not allergic to cats.
Humm - nobody wants to marry me in real life either…
Anyhow - I would like to marry manhatten because he’s the king of the virtual bitch-slap and I like that in a man.
If I had to choose a girl, it would probably be NurseCarmen, 'cus she’s ripped.
Shiz-nit! I spelled the man’s name wrong - he’ll *NEVER[/] marry me now!
Stupid E! Stupid, stupid E.
More like stupid-E-T, eh?
By the way, isn’t Nurse Carmen a guy?
But that’s okay, alice – if the ongoing orgy won’t have you, and you’re not an ailurophobe, would you take in marriage my hand, and eight paws, and two hooves? Although I must warn you, a certain member of the menagerie considers himself my spouse-in-chief.
num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num…What?
Oh, glomping? Yeah I’ll glomp but it’ll cost ya.
Now where was I? Ah, yes…
num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num…oh dear, I’ve spilt some more Baileys all over torie. Dang! Hold still 
Yum!
Enough with the Bailey’s already.
What happened to all the Kahlua and chocolate ice cream shakes that got me in here?
Oh stop complaining BC. It’s all over torie now.
Well if you insist…
:spreads Kahlua and chocolate ice cream shakes all over BiblioCat:
tut tut tut, This is really going to spoil my dinner. Oh well, just remember the sacrifices I make. NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM
Hey, the ongoing orgy will take anyone pure of heart and mind.
Wait. :dubious:
That can’t be right! :dubious:
Welcome, alice_in_wonderland! Would you prefer Baileys or Kahlua?
Hey, that wasn’t the deal, where do I fit in?..Now please come help me with torie, she’s dripping everywhere
BTW, can you please answer this question: HERE!!