Windows on the estate of bad bad bad Beck!

How or what has not been determined.
But 2 naughty boys broke the downstairs bathroom window.

As Mr. Wrekker worships at Home Depot on Sunday mornings I showed him the disaster.
He set out, after measuring, to get a new window.
Now. I don’t trust this process at all. Hey, I know the man. This won’t be nearly as easy peasy as he said.

While I was interrogating the young Masters. I happened to look out my kitchen window.
Dang. That glass is nasty.

I informed the denizens we would be cleaning windows.
Ughs all around.

Me and the grandwrex were to do inside windows. The other adult type folks would do outside.
Hey, I’m sick. I can’t get that hot. I needed to keep an eye on the havoc wrekkers(hey, how sublime, wrekkers are wreckers😏) so that’s why they are inside with me.
First thing the baby started crying cause she couldn’t spray the cleaner. She don’t care it’s a dangerous chemical or that Nana likes to control the chemicals. I found her a empty spray bottle. That worked for about 20min.
We got the glasses cleaned.

Still, Mr. Wrek was not home with the new window.
I knew this wasn’t gonna go like he said.
I curbed my growing panic by having Son-of-a-wrek cut wood to fit over the gaping hole that was my bathroom window.

I told him not to nail it up yet. We would wait awhile.

Finally he got home. It was a gigantic mess to get the new window in. Seems he only got a window that ‘nearly’ fit.
But it did look like the original.
Which I appreciated.

When he got it in, I made the naughty boys clean up the bathroom. It wasn’t very clean but they took their punishment like the little boys they are, they whined and griped and I had to sit right in the door and keep telling them to get back to work.

Thank god this day is over.
:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

I suspect that even a pro would have had to have planed something to make the new window fit closely. So a tip of my hat to Mr. Wrek for getting what you correctly intuited would be a not-so-easy-peasy repair job done, and my hopes for you guys (that’s Northern for y’all) that the Winter Winds won’t be blowing through it when the Sun moves lower in the sky.

Yep. Mr.Wrekker can do most house repair jobs.
It’s against his religion (Church of Home Depot) to call a handy man or any sub-contractor type person.
“Not as long as I draw breath, or I’m gone fishing!” Is what he says all the time.

So, upon discovering a problem, don’t show it to him, say “Honey, wouldn’t you like to go fishing today?”, and then call a contractor as he is driving away?

Raises a glass to Mr Wrekker…

Yeah. That’s like letting someone ride your motorcycle, or bang your wife.

It was a good plan, Beck, but I can see right through it. :wink: