Winner of the Idiot Teacher Who Likes to Shag Boys Derby

[Lobohan]

@BrainGlutton

But did woman?

The sexes do necessarily have different strategies for differential reproductive success. So says the theory of sociobiology, at any rate. A man can potentially sire three hundred babies in a year if he has access to that many fertile women. A woman can bear twenty in a lifetime if she pushes it; she doesn’t need 20 men, she needs one who can provide for the family and will stick around.

I don’t think men have an exclusive hold on being attracted to young physically robust types. Also I suspect that a 14-15 year old boy has certain… *capacities *out of scale with what is possible with men her own age.

At least I know that my endurance has leveled off.

[Nancarrow]

I’d do her.

And yes, like others who have voiced the same sentiments have found out, that really absolutely means I think it was all fine and she did nothing wrong.

Sarcastic Smiley ------> :rolleyes:

[Boyo_Jim]

@BrainGlutton

… A man can potentially sire three hundred babies in a year if he has access to that many fertile women. …

300? I’m pretty sure that, give a fresh babe supply, I could produce twice a day on average, and thrice with adequate hydration.

That seems a very low number for a “potential” to me.

[JThunder]

She’s nuts. End of story.

[Justin_Bailey]

@Boyo Jim

300? I’m pretty sure that, give a fresh babe supply, I could produce twice a day on average, and thrice with adequate hydration.

That seems a very low number for a “potential” to me.

I think he was aiming a little low because, even at 3 or 4 different women a day, how many of them would actually get pregnant?

[Astroboy14]

@Justin_Bailey

I think he was aiming a little low because, even at 3 or 4 different women a day, how many of them would actually get pregnant?

I’m going to have to experiment and get back to you on this…

[Mister_Rik]

@Boyo Jim

300? I’m pretty sure that, give a fresh babe supply, I could produce twice a day on average, and thrice with adequate hydration.

That seems a very low number for a “potential” to me.

Well, one theory about how Casanova managed to do so many women while siring so few children is that the frequency of his ejaculations kept his sperm count too low to reliably impregnate anybody.

[Omegaman]

@mswas

Yeah, it is funny how happy she looks.

I wish Ms. Berry my 10th grade English teacher would have predated on me.

You’d be a wasted shell of a man now.

with a shit eating grin

[Duck_Duck_Goose]

@Lobohan

Also I suspect that a 14-15 year old boy has certain… *capacities *out of scale with what is possible with men her own age.

Including, presumably, her erstwhile boyfriend. Whose truck she borrowed so she could basically go over there and have sex with another guy, all “too young” issues aside.

I’d sure like to be a fly on the wall when she explained that to him.

[BrainGlutton]

@Duck Duck Goose

Including, presumably, her erstwhile boyfriend. Whose truck she borrowed so she could basically go over there and have sex with another guy, all “too young” issues aside.

I’d sure like to be a fly on the wall when she explained that to him.

For all we know, it’s the sort of story those two use for foreplay.

[ArizonaTeach]

@Nancarrow

I’d do her.

And yes, like others who have voiced the same sentiments have found out, that really absolutely means I think it was all fine and she did nothing wrong.

Sarcastic Smiley ------> :rolleyes:

Difference being, hitting that now and wishing she nailed you as a 14 year old.

[Hippy_Hollow]

We’ve done this before. If she was a man, if she was less attractive, there’d be brickbats hurled in her direction. Clearly she’s a predator and needs to be held accountable for her actions, as well as kept away from young boys. And she probably needs psychological help, just like a man doing the same thing would.

I wonder how long it will be until Chris Hansen does a “To Catch A Predator” show with “hawt” teachers walking into a house to bang a 14 year old (played, of course, by a “Perverted Justice” staffmember in a baseball cap)?

[Madd_Maxx]

@Hippy Hollow

I wonder how long it will be until Chris Hansen does a “To Catch A Predator” show with “hawt” teachers walking into a house to bang a 14 year old (played, of course, by a “Perverted Justice” staffmember in a baseball cap)?

I’d watch that.

[Ensign_Edison]

@Vinyl Turnip

“Ms. Ragusa, having been found guilty of crimes against evolution…”

Damn you, VT. It’s harder to have a hate-on for you when you crack me up.

[Enderw24]

@BrainGlutton

A man can potentially sire three hundred babies in a year if he has access to that many fertile women.

Persian: A thousand nations of the Fertile Empire descend upon you. Our sperm will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fuck in the shade!

[Duck_Duck_Goose]

@BrainGlutton

For all we know, it’s the sort of story those two use for foreplay.

Thank you. Now I have to go scrub out my brain.

[bufftabby]

@Mosier

Predator is such a strong word.

Does special needs mean diminished mental capacity? I thought it meant behavior problems.

The article did not indicate that the boys were special-needs students, but provided ShibbOleth is correct that they were, Stephanie Ragusa was fucking retarded middle school kids. I think she’s pretty much out of her goddamn mind. I’m not really gonna hold it against her, though. That may be the most fun in bed those guys ever have.

[Otto]

@Enderw24

Persian: A thousand nations of the Fertile Empire descend upon you. Our sperm will blot out the sun!

I bet even the Japanese would find that level of bukake excessive.

[Beware_of_Doug]

@Flander

If I was 14, I’d do her.

I’m 41; I’d do her back to front.

[D_Odds]

@Otto

I bet even the Japanese would find that level of bukake excessive.

I don’t. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone is trying to arrange it right now.