Homer’s secret Santa thread made me remember how, when he first suggested it, there was a lot of enthusiasm for dildoes as presents. Although it wasn’t a lesbian sort of enthusiasm it made me conscious of a question I always wanted to ask: Why do homosexual women use such anatomically-correct sex-toys? Why don’t they just have tubes? They get off on stuff heterosexual women of the Victorian era, at least, would probably have left well-alone.
I mean, it’s not as if lesbians seek the presence of males in any other way and I probably couldn’t sell them my idea for a porn movie starring invisible women - women who would take the place of the invisible men in the soft-porn Butterscotch series.
While I’m sure there’s a valid quesion in here somewhere, I think this one is better off in IMHO. My impression is that it’s all personal preference, i.e. not every lesbian will be fond of dildos.
I think the OP is asking “If lesbians aren’t attracted to penises, why do they bother paying extra for dildoes that are the spittin’ image of penises, instead of using ‘plain’ dildoes?”
Then again, the OP might have been asking about the impact of the presidential re-count on the dairy production of Wisconsin.
(1) Not being a lesbian
(2) Not having any experience with dildos, no matter what they are made from, and
(3) Not being able to make heads or tails of the post.
However, I will answer your query, tracer. As a resident of Wisconsin, I can state with confidence that the election recount has thrown the cows for a loop here. They just stand around all day, staring at nothing and chewing their cud. I don’t forsee any negative impact on production or related dairy prices, because…well…because that’s pretty much the way the cows acted before.
But if you look closely, I swear you can see a tinge of lost innocence in their eyes.
In the film Chasing Amy, Ben Affleck and his friend were allowed to ponder this question without becoming the subject of derision. They wondered how lesbians could really be all that different from other women because in their words “a dick is a dick is a dick”.
Queen Victoria evidently had the same problem because it was she who was responsible for making lesbianism “legal” or at least not subject to same discriminatory laws as male homosexuality. She just refused to believe lesbianism was “biologically possible”.
So although my thread (especially the subject line) may be guilty of a certain Al Bundy ambience it is still a geniune inquiry into why lesbians, who generally eschew men, seem to be completely in love with their anatomy.
N.B. Contributions to this thread should ideally be made by the porn-movie literate. That’s right Duke - invisible porn stars don’t show up on screen - but their partners do.
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When I read the title of this thread, it reminded me of this joke:
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. She gets completely upset. “You impotent bastard,” she screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!” The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly…
“I’ll explain the dildo if you explain the kids.”
