Page three he says and thinks of boobies,
what is it with these perverted newbies?
well get ready Mellenkra and watch me deploy
sexy ass rhymes known to screw with the weather
Good thing page 3 isn’t a page of playboy
Or page 2 and page 3 would be stuck together
By the way, Dawne’s rhyme kicked butt!
I now give her permission to strut
Now i’ll end the next line with a Dawnesque rhyme
no wait, no i won’t… huh what 3 x 3 = 9
Quite a load such pages would deserve
If they weren’t ads for liquor and cologne, you perv.
no no no I think you misunderstand
I detest any liquor or cologne particles
all those pictures are really quite bland
I really just read playboy for the articles
Soon the OPer,
a fresh faced doper,
will fly across the sea.
Soon he will land,
with sausage in hand,
for my wifey and me.
Lest you think me,
as perverted as he,
The sausage I speak of is made by Galtee,
to be washed down at breakfast with gallons of tea!
I’d try to rhyme, reason, and such,
but know I ain’t getting anywhere much.
I’ll get critized by dopers,
is that clever? Heck, nopers.
but give me some leeway, I’m Dutch
Gum, to fix your poem you would need a wrench
and a bar of soap to cover that stench
but i’ll let you stay
it’s cool either way
cuz’ at least your rhyming ass ain’t french
I’d like to thank macabresoul
for helping me to reach my goal
for not using gum
which rhymes with ummm
I’m very happy, as a whole.