imature mispelled comment
Quotation of Trout Mask Replica from a month ago:
Nitpicking mention of the fact that great ape taxonomy changed in the last few years. Description of family Hominidae. Declaration that Homninidae now includes only humans, chimps, bonobos, and gorillas among its non-extinct members. Corollary that humans are great apes. Implication that human ancestors were also great apes. Conclusion that man did, indeed, evolve from apes.
Use of impressive-sounding big words for ambivulent bivationary falvebarms.
Statement of analysis of impressive sounding big words.
Brief contrast between the implications of each meaning, and conclusion that while a falvebarm might be bivationary, or ambivulent, it obviously cannot be both.
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Sig line omitted in haste to be first to point out grammatical error.
Long rambling story in the style of the elderly.
Posters’ following of wicca mentioned. Raises question of christan theology that has no good answer if kept within the restraints of christian dogma.
Sig line quoting They Might Be Giants song Particleman.
Second sig espousing Threadkilling prowess.
Whiny protest that thread has been hijacked. Attempt to wrest it back to main point, mainly, mine.
Restatement of pretty much everything in OP. Slight indication that poster not only has definite religious views, but has a problem with certain translations of the Bible.
Thanks for Trisk. submitting thread to Threadspotting. Indication that this shows that God will have His way. Indication that the unresponsiveness of SDMB posters shows that some people manage to thwart God.
Introduction of obscure point of theology that has been debated for millenia and is still not settled even among conservative Christians. Dogmatic statement on subject. Attempt to shut down other posters. Statement that thread is now shut down on OP’s authority.
Attempt to appear nice at last minute.
Virus warning.
Alert the PStamler’s virus warning is a hoax, like the Good Times Virus.
cant ewe spell write? that should of bin
Angry off topic rant relating to unrealistic and unimplied implications to mainstream christian theology if angels did in fact dance.
Demand for explanation of protein homology.
-Ben
Irrelevent, inane comment from newbie who has lurked here long enough to understand.
Obvious nomination of this thread to Threadspotting"
Stupid abusive remark that leads to thread being moved to “Pit”
Very late arrival by self-appointed exceptionally brilliant clarifying person. Attempt at self-deprecating humor.
Long sentences developing extremely abstract categories. At least one 76-word sentence fragment lacking an objective clause.
Reiteration of what self-appointed clarifying person believes to be the argumentative positions taken by a “group a” and a “group b” of posters squaring off with each other in this thread.
Explanation of why both groups are wrong because the hitherto-unrecognized but undeniable-once-explained TRUTH of the matter is:
<clumsy restatement of something already said twice on page 2 of thread in half the space>
Link to self-appointed brilliant clarifying person’s Home Page of Other Brilliantly Written Issue-Clarifying Opinions
Final attempt at cute humor.
Annoying sig.
Abbreviated expression of humorous response, indicating loss of ability to stand upright and (possibly) inflicting fear and dismay in feline companion.
Request to appropriate phrase as signature line.
Current singature, with which poster is obviously dissatisfied.
sighs deeply.
quickly scans through replies and see the same old thing.
wonder how the election is going.
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Hijack.
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Explanation of why this post should be in MISIPMS
Reply that no one can understand and is only vaguely on topic.
Mildly amusing comment contributing nothing of value to discussion.
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Inquiry as to why thread was revived after lying dormant for nearly three months.
Speculation.
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Hijack.
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If so, I apologize.
I still wonder though.
Wry observation on the inevitability of archetypal behavior in an archetype thread.
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Pithy quote attributed to author unknown to any forum reader.