"Witness"

Great Debates
81

Complaint to mods asking why OP’s thread was moved.

Complaint to mods asking why OP was banned.

Complaint to mods that just because poster only posted once before and has an intimate knowledge of SDMB politics, and has a writing style strangely similar to OP, that doesn’t mean that poster is a sock-puppet.

Complaint to mods that poster doesn’t know what a sock-puppet is, so how could poster be one?

Complaint to mods that no one can stop poster from posting if poster want to post, especially not the mods.

Complaint to mods.

Sig line about freedom of speech.

82

Sarcastic comment followed by that little rolleyes thingie

83

Exultation that thread has been resurrected. Self-congratulatory statements about OP’s insight and wisdom.

Restatement of 90% of OP. Wondering question about why SDMB has not wholly embraced the thoughts therein. Slightly insulting remark about denizens of SDMB. Self-depricating joke as attempt to make amends.

Sig line quoting scientific reasoning warning, intended to increase poster’s appearance of intelligence.

84

comment about just passing through

comment observing a trend in the thread written in obscure terms, so as not to be seen for what it is

grovelling ending note

sig containing alias and paradox

85

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Refers to the “Footloose” Defense.

Pads post count.

86

Applaudes newer board member for his refreshing and condensing take on such a hot button subject.

Insert happy face.

Notes post count.

87

Too lazy to properly go back in thread and do the quote thingie properly.Vague reference to original author.

Screws up the bolding of the hacked quote so the rest of the post is blaring like **this.

Makes smart ass statement about *Catholics are not Christians, they are Papists * that has no relevancy.

No one comments, obviously not *getting * the genius of the remark.

Sulks.

Notes post count.

88

Jumps in with a “me too” type comment, both vague and poorly spelled, leading to confusion over who the poster is agreeing with.

89

Attempts to phrase expression of great concern as to how long a thread in which posts are described rather than posted can be carried on. Futilely tries to fathom reason for doing so.

90

Sulky notation that thread has fallen off the board again. Intimation that this shows the spiritual state of the world, and in particular the members of the SDMB.

Smiley face to take it back.

Apropos of nothing discussion of Calvanism.

Call for fellow fighters of evil to show their mettle and keep this thread alive. Use of the word “crusade” in a gratuitous manner.

Promise to keep this thread alive for Jesus.

91

Cautious, well-intended reminder to all that “If you believe, no explanation is necessary. If you do not believe, no explanation is possible.”

Compliments to all participants for maintaining mutual respect over controversial issue that perhaps cannot be resolved to satisfaction of all.

Smart-alec remark, intended as joke, about how irrelevant issue does not arise in poster’s own religion of worshiping Greek/Norse/Persian/pagan deities, proving their own innate superiority.

92

Effusive apologies for hitting “Submit Reply” button instead of “Preview Reply” after smart-alec remark closing previous post. Belated realization that it won’t be taken as a joke by everyone.

Promise to self to stay out of religion threads in future.

93

Huh?

94

Sardonic note on how thread concept appears to have flown past Jenkies with “whoosh” noise.

Expression of amusement at how thread concept has functioned.

Sarcastic response regarding OP’s mention of Calvanism, indicating his probable membership in Republican Party as one of “the elect.”

Repetition of expression of curiosity as to how long thread can continue.

95

Quote of Dave Swaney:

Grouchy remark that Jesus can take care of himself, the long-haired hippie.

96

Thread resurrected with no explanation whatsoever.

97

Complaint that resurrected thread is unnecessary, not to mention confusing. Expression of exasperation.

98

Swipe at resurrecting poster.

Statement of puzzlement.

Unhelpful declaration of inebriation (abbrev. request for correction of spelling).

Ironic sig line from Qur’an.

99

Explanation that it is better to ressurect a thread than start a new one on topic already covered.
Prior dismissal of suggestions about linking to old thread in a new OP.

Kudos for using the search function.

100

Knee-jerk reaction to OP and statements that anyone who believes this is obviously in league with Hitler and Nazis. More statements linking OP to storm-troopers, jack-booted thugs and pawns.

Gratituous statements about intelligence of OP and those like-minded. More statements about OP’s education and family background.

Several countering statements which shows that this poster hasn’t read the thread at all.

Defiant challenge to all who don’t believe like THIS poster.

Inflammatory Political Sig. here