[DIGRESSION] fond remembrance of Kelly McGillis topless [/DIGRESSION]
lame sig
Shock. Dismay.
Incredulity that poster’s comments could possibly have been misinterpreted. Numerous examples of other posters who have made vaguely similar comments in the past.
Appeal that life as he knows it will end if poster is banned. Irrelevant summation of poster’s long history and familiarity with the Internet. Comparison with posts in alt.hate newsgroups to accentuate mild nature of his own recent post.
Last desperate tactic: feigned ignorance of message board rules. Assurance that it never dawned on poster to read them.
Finally, offer of money in exchange for clemency.
Expression of disgruntlement at thread consisting completely of descriptions of posts.
Observation that poster quoting Dead Horse was indubitably correct.
Wry amusement at numerous members’ abilities to parody their own posting styles.
Cynical remark regarding entire operation.
Lack of sig line
New, but vapid and pointless post causing thread to resurface.
rolleyes
Link to another thread dealing with the subject.
Snide comment about the constant resurrection of witnessing threads.
Attempted humor at use of the word “resurrection” in thread dealing with Christianity.
Appeal to moderator to close the thread.
Smug observation that poster had already made “resurrection” joke earlier on same page.
Query as to when OP will chime in to claim God’s will in thread continued reappearance.
Post submitted without reviewing entire thread.
Glib attempt to argue a point using a stock position that already been torn to shreds on page 2.
Suggested replacement of “resurrection” nomenclature with “undead” nomenclature.
Badly garbled Anne Rice quotation. (parenthetical notation that poster is in location other than collection of dusty seldom-read fiction)
Suggestion that moderator insert stake into thread at crossroads at midnight.
Inadvertent post in wrong window.
And I was wondering how I’d managed to miss such a rivetting thread for so long.
Good one Lib…[insert condescending smilie with a touch of gratitude here]
Pointless exclamation of surprise at having forgotten posting in thread.
Tight assed correction of misspelling.
Total Confusion including typo
Apology for and correction of typo, including new tyop.
Expression of amazment that someone would reopen dated thread.
Rememberance of banned poster on page one.
Attempt to reinvigorate debate by refocusing on obscure tangent that poster believes is the “really interesting” issue for debate.
Invitation to other posters, with a hint of pleading, to comment on refocused obscure tangent.
Abbreviated signature.
Uninformed and reckless diatribe against inoffensive political philosophy.
Redundant and contradictory misrepresentations.
Lies.
Annoyance expressed at other posters for ignoring previous inquiry of 2 years ago - demand that posters keep current on previous discussions rather than rehash old news
Humouous aside to recent poster in which i invoke a reference to a certain Canadian power trio
Embarrassment expressed at inability to spell “humorous”